Wouldja?

[ping72]

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/1zyowYrFtC

 

[ping72]

Well crap…how do you embed reddit?

 

[millah_22]

Honestly... prob.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

Jesus Christ yes.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

Would I post link before clicking on the "page display" button?

Hell no! I'm too unsure of my posting ability

 

[QChawks]

 

[Finance85]

 

[h-hawk]

I bet she doesn't just lay there

 

[StormHawk42]

 

[QChawks]

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@Booty Maximus

 

[ping72]

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Thank you

 

[ping72]

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@Booty Maximus

Is that an alt of @torbee ?

 

[Funky Bunch]

If I'm forced to have sex with someone in this video, I'd go with the guy putting her in a chokehold

 

[NDallasRuss]

No thank you, but I do appreciate that her low center of gravity and leg strength likely makes her a terrific run blocker.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me want to dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact, no slack
But luckily the seats go back
I got a knack to relax in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine

 

[Easthawk1062]

 

[TJ8869]

Most likely no. But even if I did, I’m not letting her be on top.

 

[HawkMachine]

Yep, preferably with the cuffs still on.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Most likely no. But even if I did, I’m not letting her be on top.

You will if she tells you that's where she's going to be.

 

[On Iowa]

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Not even with torbee’s dick!

 

[tumorboy]

If I'm forced to have sex with someone in this video, I'd go with the guy putting her in a chokehold

Well if that’s your kink. I understand.

 

[On Iowa]

Not even with torbee’s dick!

It wouldn't reach far enough, anyway.

 

[lucas80]

 

[noleclone2]

 

[DFSNOLE]

I hope this chick made some money off this gif.

 

[darylhawk]

She seems like she knows how to make a good sammich, so count me in the yes while drunk camp

 

[nelly02]

Abso****inglutely

 

[Hawkman98]

This dude is a fake cop/bounty hunter and from what I heard these videos are scripted. Look up Patty Mayo.

 

[lucas80]

This dude is a fake cop/bounty hunter and from what I heard these videos are scripted. Look up Patty Mayo.

Man bun guy? The other guys have "Sheriff", on their uniforms. What dynamic do you think is at work? A warrant served and man bun is there just to scoop up who he can? He wasn't very professional, that's for sure.

 

[torbee]

Those cops seemed a bit incompetent and unprofessional to me. That was a LOT of ass they were trying to move though.

 

[torbee]

This dude is a fake cop/bounty hunter and from what I heard these videos are scripted. Look up Patty Mayo.

That makes me feel a lot better! I was kind of shocked at their obvious lack of professionalism.

 

[TJ8869]

That makes me feel a lot better! I was kind of shocked at their obvious lack of professionalism.

You mean like wearing his Razorbacks cap backward?

 

[TJ8869]

This dude is a fake cop/bounty hunter

I think you mean booty hunter.

 

[Hawkman98]

Man bun guy? The other guys have "Sheriff", on their uniforms. What dynamic do you think is at work? A warrant served and man bun is there just to scoop up who he can? He wasn't very professional, that's for sure.

Ya it was the dude with the Sheriff vest. I haven't figured out how he's pulling it off, but I assume he's "acting" so he can get away with it.

 

[Hawkman98]

I think you mean booty hunter.

I need to transfer to that department.

 

[ping72]

I need to transfer to that department.

I’m guessing that job would come with a raise…

And probably increased salary as well.