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YES! Time to expose Big Chicken Wing for the frauds they are!!!

There are no "boneless" chicken wings
There are no "jumbo" shrimp
There are no "beef" hot dogs
 
FACT: There is no such thing as a "boneless" chicken wing.

I hope the jury acts accordingly.

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Jfc. Watch him effing win too. Or get a settlement like those one guys…
He should win!

He is fighting for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

I hope the jury awards him a bajillion dollars and Buffalo Wild Wings goes bankrupt for selling a lie.
 
It was only a matter of time before Lute let the early 20th century antisemitism creep into his posts. I'm kidding!
 
He should win!

He is fighting for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

I hope the jury awards him a bajillion dollars and Buffalo Wild Wings goes bankrupt for selling a lie.
They can lie to me all they want. Just keep churning out those golden juicy nuggets of goodness.
 
One time I was going to an Iowa hoops game with a couple buddies. We had one spare ticket so my friend's friend that I did not know tagged along too. We drove down from CR and were going to The Vine before the game. The guy I didn't know kept telling us how stoked he was to finally try wings at the Vine. He said he's heard so much about them, he couldn't wait to see if they lived up to the hype. We got to the Vine, got seated, and went around the table ordering wings. The waitress got to him, and he ordered ****ing boneless wings/csb
 
One time I was going to an Iowa hoops game with a couple buddies. We had one spare ticket so my friend's friend that I did not know tagged along too. We drove down from CR and were going to The Vine before the game. The guy I didn't know kept telling us how stoked he was to finally try wings at the Vine. He said he's heard so much about them, he couldn't wait to see if they lived up to the hype. We got to the Vine, got seated, and went around the table ordering wings. The waitress got to him, and he ordered ****ing boneless wings/csb
Where is a good guy with a gun when you need one?
 
My youngest son and my wife always order boneless "wings". I always make a point to remind them that they're actually ordering chicken nuggets, a food that only young children should be eating. I order real chicken wings, the stuff with skin, bone and cartilage, which is the stuff that grosses out my wife and son.
 
One time I was going to an Iowa hoops game with a couple buddies. We had one spare ticket so my friend's friend that I did not know tagged along too. We drove down from CR and were going to The Vine before the game. The guy I didn't know kept telling us how stoked he was to finally try wings at the Vine. He said he's heard so much about them, he couldn't wait to see if they lived up to the hype. We got to the Vine, got seated, and went around the table ordering wings. The waitress got to him, and he ordered ****ing boneless wings/csb

Then he ordered shots of peach schnapps instead of apple pie shots? Frustrating. That's like getting the tacos at Burger King when they had tacos.
 
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One time I was going to an Iowa hoops game with a couple buddies. We had one spare ticket so my friend's friend that I did not know tagged along too. We drove down from CR and were going to The Vine before the game. The guy I didn't know kept telling us how stoked he was to finally try wings at the Vine. He said he's heard so much about them, he couldn't wait to see if they lived up to the hype. We got to the Vine, got seated, and went around the table ordering wings. The waitress got to him, and he ordered ****ing boneless wings/csb

You should killed him. Boneless wings at the vine? Might as well turn in his man card, and then be force fed Spaghettios as his last meal
 
My youngest son and my wife always order boneless "wings". I always make a point to remind them that they're actually ordering chicken nuggets, a food that only young children should be eating. I order real chicken wings, the stuff with skin, bone and cartilage, which is the stuff that grosses out my wife and son.
Divorce lawyer?
 
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One time I was going to an Iowa hoops game with a couple buddies. We had one spare ticket so my friend's friend that I did not know tagged along too. We drove down from CR and were going to The Vine before the game. The guy I didn't know kept telling us how stoked he was to finally try wings at the Vine. He said he's heard so much about them, he couldn't wait to see if they lived up to the hype. We got to the Vine, got seated, and went around the table ordering wings. The waitress got to him, and he ordered ****ing boneless wings/csb

My roommate worked the door at the Vine and I would occasionally help out during the summer - only so I could play on the Vine softball team during the summer and hang out with the waitrixsss after close / after party.

I don't remember having boneless wings on the menu. This is a traveshamockery and shall not stand. WTF? We used to hammer 10 cent wings and they had bones like God intended.

And there is only 1 Vine and it is located on S. Gilbert. The other one is like Caddyshack 2 and Godfather 3, it doesn't exist.

And while I'm on my rant, who screwed up the S. Gilbert Vine and put in the U shaped bar - the old place with the straight against the wall bar was far better. I bet it was @jamesvanderwulf -- James, care to comment?
 
My roommate worked the door at the Vine and I would occasionally help out during the summer - only so I could play on the Vine softball team during the summer and hang out with the waitrixsss after close / after party.

I don't remember having boneless wings on the menu. This is a traveshamockery and shall not stand. WTF? We used to hammer 10 cent wings and they had bones like God intended.

And there is only 1 Vine and it is located on S. Gilbert. The other one is like Caddyshack 2 and Godfather 3, it doesn't exist.

And while I'm on my rant, who screwed up the S. Gilbert Vine and put in the U shaped bar - the old place with the straight against the wall bar was far better. I bet it was @jamesvanderwulf -- James, care to comment?
And Rocky II - Creed 3
 
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I don't remember having boneless wings on the menu. This is a traveshamockery and shall not stand. WTF? We used to hammer 10 cent wings and they had bones like God intended.

And there is only 1 Vine and it is located on S. Gilbert. The other one is like Caddyshack 2 and Godfather 3, it doesn't exist.

And while I'm on my rant, who screwed up the S. Gilbert Vine and put in the U shaped bar - the old place with the straight against the wall bar was far better. I bet it was
Yep, the 10 cent wings were great and Gilbert St is the Vine to me. As for the bar shape, I'm sure some bean counter did a time and motion study and found U shaped bars are more efficient for the bar help, however you can gaze across the bar to check out the cleavage on opposite side coeds, without having to resort to using the backbar mirrors like on an in line bar...
 
Yep, the 10 cent wings were great and Gilbert St is the Vine to me. As for the bar shape, I'm sure some bean counter did a time and motion study and found U shaped bars are more efficient for the bar help, however you can gaze across the bar to check out the cleavage on opposite side coeds, without having to resort to using the backbar mirrors like on an in line bar...
 
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Yep, the 10 cent wings were great and Gilbert St is the Vine to me. As for the bar shape, I'm sure some bean counter did a time and motion study and found U shaped bars are more efficient for the bar help, however you can gaze across the bar to check out the cleavage on opposite side coeds, without having to resort to using the backbar mirrors like on an in line bar...
I was talking to a buddy about $.10 wings at The Vine a few weeks ago. Roll in after a football game and order about 14 dozen and some pitchers of beer and go after it. It’s amazing to think that they were basically giving away what people thought was a useless part of the chicken, and now it’s basically $1 a wing.
 
I made deep fried boneless breast strips today for dinner. Used wing sauce, bleu cheese dressing - chicken wing style more or less. A decadent mess of a meal for spring break shutdown.

I didn't make "boneless chicken wings", that much is certain.
 
I made deep fried boneless breast strips today for dinner. Used wing sauce, bleu cheese dressing - chicken wing style more or less. A decadent mess of a meal for spring break shutdown.

I didn't make "boneless chicken wings", that much is certain.

I made some weird vegetable and artificial crab meat meal with rice. I consider this to be boneless wings.
 
Legally, these should not qualify as "wings" either. They are chicken legs, one notch above the wing on my food chain.

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As an undergrad in I.C., the best part of the summer was going to the bladder buster on Sundays and order a couple dozen wings.

I've tried to sell the idea to other establishments here in central Iowa, but no takers.....YET
 
recipe? pics?

I discovered this stoned so I dont have measurements.

1lb artificial crab meat. I got mine from some Asian grocer, it has less sugar and breaks up into strings when cooked. I flavor it with oyster sauce, fish sauce, MSG, crushed red pepper, sesame seeds, srirachi, sesame oil, and soy sauce. I also added mixed vegetables of the broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, and water chestnuts. I added water, stirred and cooked it down in the wave, of course. I made jasmine rice in the rice maker.

It looks pretty bad, not good for plating and showing off.
 
I discovered this stoned so I dont have measurements.

1lb artificial crab meat. I got mine from some Asian grocer, it has less sugar and breaks up into strings when cooked. I flavor it with oyster sauce, fish sauce, MSG, crushed red pepper, sesame seeds, srirachi, sesame oil, and soy sauce. I also added mixed vegetables of the broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, and water chestnuts. I added water, stirred and cooked it down in the wave, of course. I made jasmine rice in the rice maker.

It looks pretty bad, not good for plating and showing off.

Volunteer chef for Jimmy's backyard food jam for Ragbrai. Bring it.
 
I can get some Indian food catered in (I assume Pamel does that) Someone rock the new grill that I'm going to purchase somepoint between now and them.
 
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I discovered this stoned so I dont have measurements.

1lb artificial crab meat. I got mine from some Asian grocer, it has less sugar and breaks up into strings when cooked. I flavor it with oyster sauce, fish sauce, MSG, crushed red pepper, sesame seeds, srirachi, sesame oil, and soy sauce. I also added mixed vegetables of the broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, and water chestnuts. I added water, stirred and cooked it down in the wave, of course. I made jasmine rice in the rice maker.

It looks pretty bad, not good for plating and showing off.
*chef's kiss*
 
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