2019 Poster of the Year nominations

[Rudolph]

@Rudolph is definitely one of our saner posters. Intelligent analysis, when he decides to. He should decide to more often, imo.

Meh.

 

[JWolf74]

I still appreciate the work @Moral has done in his return. But his lack of new Microsoft paint masterpieces makes it hard to vote for him for the 3-peat.

@Rudolph had a great year of practice and game time execution.

@jellyfish10 makes me appreciate having access to shampoo.

 

[mstp1992]

I have a top 5:

• @cigaretteman
• @Mattski
• @Joes Place
• @BlackNGoldBleeder
• @naturalmwa

 

[Rudolph]

One more nomination and dammit I'm gonna reach up under my shirt and fondle my nipple right here in this here train car y'all getting me so bothered up with this.

 

[Moral]

I still appreciate the work @Moral has done in his return. But his lack of new Microsoft paint masterpieces makes it hard to vote for him for the 3-peat.

@Rudolph had a great year of practice and game time execution.

@jellyfish10 makes me appreciate having access to shampoo.

Im going to hook the new POTY up with a sick POTY trophy art. They can print that ish and put it on the fridge.

 

[JWolf74]

One more nomination and dammit I'm gonna reach up under my shirt and fondle my nipple right here in this here train car y'all getting me so bothered up with this.

I bet you're wearing sweats on the train. Like a hobo.

 

[jasonrann]

One more nomination and dammit I'm gonna reach up under my shirt and fondle my nipple right here in this here train car y'all getting me so bothered up with this.

Ok, big guy. Get on with your fondling, just don't pull your pud at the same time.

Additional nominees:

@Rudolph
@McLovin32
@jellyfish10

Edit, forgot to include @srams21 .

 

[jasonrann]

I bet you're wearing sweats on the train. Like a hobo.

Without his tighty whities of course.

 

[jellyfish10]

I still appreciate the work @Moral has done in his return. But his lack of new Microsoft paint masterpieces makes it hard to vote for him for the 3-peat.

@Rudolph had a great year of practice and game time execution.

@jellyfish10 makes me appreciate having access to shampoo.

I have access to it I just don’t use it. Just trying to conserve water, Doc.

 

[jellyfish10]

Ok, big guy. Get on with your fondling, just don't pull your pud at the same time.

Additional nominees:

@Rudolph
@McLovin32
@jellyfish10

I would nominate a few, but every year some butt hurt d-bag whines and complains about this being a popularity contest. I just can’t live with that kind of guilt.

 

[torbee]

I think "The Noles as a Whole" should be nominated for WPOTY.

More like Noles of a-hole, amiright?

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

I am nominating @NorthernHawkeye for POTY if I get no ones vote for WPOTY.

 

[BelemNole]

I would nominate a few, but every year some butt hurt d-bag whines and complains about this being a popularity contest. I just can’t live with that kind of guilt.

If it was a popularity contest you'd win. I just think it's great that one of Iowa's own, who made it big, posts here. I know you like to keep it on the DL, but everyone really knows you're Ashton Kutcher right? Anyway, big fan. Say, hey to Mila for me.

 

[Rudolph]

I bet you're wearing sweats on the train. Like a hobo.

And you would be correct. But I'm pantomiming Kyrie Irving handles up and down the aisle while mumbling freestyle raps mumble rapping mixing HROT references with other random shit tryna find Lute's cadence feel me bro? Got my knockoff beats headphones not even connected to nothing. People be like sit down weirdo so I incorporates that shit…

siddown weirdo yo no
move like beer play do
old like Young Cato
conservatizing monopolizing
minds grinds apologizing
siddown weirdo no yo
gotta move gotta move

Basically I'm wearing this:

Pants & shirt

Jacket

Feet

 

[jasonrann]

I would nominate a few, but every year some butt hurt d-bag whines and complains about this being a popularity contest. I just can’t live with that kind of guilt.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Do you want to run these Noms with me? You got my vote for POTY IF I can get your vote for WPOTY, or I am voting for Northern!

 

[jasonrann]

Do you want to run these Noms with me? You got my vote for POTY IF I can get your vote for WPOTY, or I am voting for Northern!

It was only a matter of time. You, sir, have my nomination.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

It was only a matter of time. You, sir, have my nomination.

 

[JWolf74]

I have access to it I just don’t use it. Just trying to conserve water, Doc.

More for beer making. Good work. You have my vote.

Although my vote can be bought with funny gifs and pics of women.

 

[hawkbirch]

I nominate @lucas80 and @Herkmeister. Why? Because I can.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

@jasonrann is my nomination and it aint even fuggin close. Sorry @NorthernHawkeye, you don't get my nom, I was going to put you up also.

 

[jasonrann]

And I better get at least one nomination from one of you cockbags I sent seasoning to.

 

[hawkbirch]

I nominate @jasonrann because he is much better than some of the other nominees.

 

[Rudolph]

I nominate @jasonrann because he is much better than some of the other nominees.

You like my outfit at least?

 

[hawkbirch]

You like my outfit at least?

almost as much as I like @jellyfish10's shoes.

 

[jasonrann]

almost as much as I like @jellyfish10's shoes.

As a follically-challenged man myself, I'm more jelly of Jelly's hair.

 

[WisestIowan]

It's flattering no one has nominated me. We all appreciate you guys allowing someone else to win.

 

[jasonrann]

It's flattering no one has nominated me. We all appreciate you guys allowing someone else to win.

I have already nominated like five, guess I'm gonna make it six. I hereby nominate @WisestIowan simply so I can get more votes than him.

 

[Bonerfarts]

Math doesn't check out. Peep my ratio.

Birch isn't even in the 3.0 club.

 

[DFSNOLE]

@FSUTribe76 is The Most Interesting Man in the World...

And TotallyNotTribe is #2 on that list.

 

[WisestIowan]

I have already nominated like five, guess I'm gonna make it six. I hereby nominate @WisestIowan simply so I can get more votes than him.

 

[JWolf74]

And you would be correct. But I'm pantomiming Kyrie Irving handles up and down the aisle while mumbling freestyle raps mumble rapping mixing HROT references with other random shit tryna find Lute's cadence feel me bro? Got my knockoff beats headphones not even connected to nothing. People be like sit down weirdo so I incorporates that shit…

siddown weirdo yo no
move like beer play do
old like Young Cato
conservatizing monopolizing
minds grinds apologizing
siddown weirdo no yo
gotta move gotta move

Basically I'm wearing this:

Pants & shirt

Jacket

Feet

I'm just rocking the blue scrubs today. Basically like sweat pants, but ok if you get human fluids on.

 

[jasonrann]

Birch isn't even in the 3.0 club?

Slow down there new fish, likes didn't exist back in the dizzay or I'd have eleventy billion.

 

[jellyfish10]

As a follically-challenged man myself, I'm more jelly of Jelly's hair.

I’m getting more beads in it soon...then it’s really gonna pop.

 

[jellyfish10]

You like my outfit at least?

going to the Iowa game dude?

 

[jellyfish10]

almost as much as I like @jellyfish10's shoes.

Be still my heart.

 

[Moral]

Birch isn't even in the 3.0 club.

I think @Tunadog might be king ratio. All alone in a 4.0 club.

 

[Rudolph]

going to the Iowa game dude?

Yes I am fishman.

 

[Moral]

Yes I am fishman.

Few people know that a jellyfish is actually an amphibian and that jellyfish that spend enough time near land grow legs.

 

[Rudolph]

Few people know that a jellyfish is actually an amphibian and that jellyfish that spend enough time near land grow legs.

And the suction things grow into beads. Probably even fewer know that.