2019 Poster of the Year nominations

[jellyfish10]

Few people know that a jellyfish is actually an amphibian and that jellyfish that spend enough time near land grow legs.

You’re goddamn right.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

 

[jellyfish10]

A common use for those jellyfish beads is guitar inlays and anal beads. A lot of people don't know these totally true facts.

I finally got my cigar box guitar...so take beads out of hair, put in butt, remove from butt and play guitar?

 

[jellyfish10]

Also @Rudolph @Moral @jellyfish10 @Herkmeister

Anything in the top 50 will be the highlight of my year!

 

[Moral]

I finally got my cigar box guitar...so take beads out of hair, put in butt, remove from butt and play guitar?

That is my understanding.

 

[jasonrann]

Dude, I am so there.

 

[torbee]

Anything in the top 50 will be the highlight of my year!

Dafuq can herkmeister get nominated before me!? I have 50K likes you jerks.

I’m too thirsty, aren’t I?

 

[JWolf74]

@swagsurfer02. Because diversity dammit.

 

[BelemNole]

Dafuq can herkmeister get nominated before me!? I have 50K likes you jerks.

I’m too thirsty, aren’t I?

That would be pretty good, for 10-20k posts.....

Ah hell, you irritate lone clown....I nominate @torbee

 

[hawkbirch]

I always pictured you more like this.

Sometimes you just shouldn’t meet your heroes.

He has my vote.

 

[Tunadog]

I think @Tunadog might be king ratio. All alone in a 4.0 club.

Notice how many likes this post received. I've lost my way around here, Moral. Lost damn near all my friends. Don't know why. Have i suddenly lost my ability to make a descent post? Maybe.

Anyway, appreciate the shout-out.

 

[jasonrann]

That would be pretty good, for 10-20k posts.....

Ah hell, you irritate lone clown....I nominate @torbee

Seconded. My nominee #10.

 

[joelbc1]

Dafuq can herkmeister get nominated before me!? I have 50K likes you jerks.

I’m too thirsty, aren’t I?

Herk has access to unlimited golf scoring pencils! A very valuable commodity in the HROT lifestyle.

 

[Lone Clone]

I feel like we usually do this in December but I dont recall seeing it. Nominate your poster of the year below. Like other posters suggestions and the top nominees will go in a poll.

I'll do a worst poster of the year. With all the new nole posters, should the Cyclone POTY be combined with Noles and miscellaneous others or should I do a cyclone and a Nole separately? As the long running CPOTY award, I'm willing to just accept that I would win a cyclone only and combine it with the Noles. First suggestion that gets one agreement decides it.

You'd be second, at best.

 

[torbee]

That would be pretty good, for 10-20k posts.....

Ah hell, you irritate lone clown....I nominate @torbee

I started posting on Hawkeye Report in 1988.

I was the only poster for 17 years. Thus, ratio issue.

 

[joelbc1]

I started posting on Hawkeye Report in 1988.

I was the only poster for 17 years. Thus, ratio issue.

Torbee...you had an understanding employer then, too.

 

[BelemNole]

I started posting on Hawkeye Report in 1988.

I was the only poster for 17 years. Thus, ratio issue.

Is that an excuse? Don't make me take the nomination back!

 

[ping72]

I always pictured you more like this.

Sometimes you just shouldn’t meet your heroes.

A great body and pretty face can’t hide the lack of a bulge in those wet shorts.

would not

 

[jasonrann]

A great body and pretty face can’t hide the lack of a bulge in those wet shorts.

would not

Yup, he ain't packing what I am, that's for damn sure.

 

[JWolf74]

Seconded. My nominee #10.

I'm not even in your top 10?

That hurts, broseph.

 

[jasonrann]

I'm not even in your top 10?

That hurts, broseph.

Those aren't in order and I keep forgetting people, getting old sucks. I got you, man. Official nominee #11!

 

[THE_DEVIL]

There is only ONE poster that should be named poster of the year and he is...
_.P._.R._.I._.M._.E._
Zero Coolio
William Ellison SC Gamecocks

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  • Aaron Rubashkin
  • AlphaTrion80
  • AT5th
  • B00BS
  • Biff Loman
  • Billy the real Kid
  • Butt gerbil
  • Cigarilloman
  • CoughDropz
  • darktolight
  • Darth_Revan
  • dawills
  • Digital Soldier
  • DimWillHunting
  • Dog tag
  • Douchebag Cooper
  • Dusty Human 1
  • Fisa Minnelli
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    FsuSeminoleFBnBB4Life
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    Guerrillamale
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    HairpieEater
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    Hard Hawk
  • 
    Hawkcelts44
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    HawkerWalker
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    HaydenFerentz
  • 
    Hop_On_Pop
  • 
    I Love HRC
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    IowaHawkeyeBBnFB4Life
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    IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life
  • 
    Kareem Hunt
  • 
    Lengthy E
  • 
    LibsAreADisease
  • 
    lowaHawkeyeBBnFB4Life
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    lowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life
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    Mister Beautiful
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    Mort goldman
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    New_Guard
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    panthergram
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    pea-tear-gryphon
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    PeekHawk
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    Pepsiless
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    PrimeCannotBeDefeated56
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    PrimeTime Optometrist
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    ReggieRectumraper
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    RockEyeState
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    Ronald raygun
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    Rushesright
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    Scruggs.buster
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    SEVERE PAIN TO DC
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    Skankhunt42
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    Soulpwnd
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    spoog48
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    THERealPrime
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    Tyreek Hill Jr
  • 
    WhatWouldObamaDo

 

[naturalmwa]

A great body and pretty face can’t hide the lack of a bulge in those wet shorts.

would not

I went out of my way to find a pic that wasn’t going to disturb some of the fragile egos around HROT. If you turn him around, you’ll find a nice bulge.

 

[Rudolph]

because I'm in the 10 club. Iowa or otherwise.

I read 10” club, as in you’re in the ten inch club. I’m gross, right?

 

[Rudolph]

I always pictured you more like this.

Sometimes you just shouldn’t meet your heroes.

I wear sweats, Nat. Lower on my hips, too.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Meh.

Case in point.

 

[naturalmwa]

I wear sweats, Nat. Lower on my hips, too.

I think a lot old guys do.

 

[royhobbs2]

 

[Rudolph]

Case in point.

That was the joke.

 

[swagsurfer02]

@swagsurfer02. Because diversity dammit.

Give this man the crown!!

 

[Scott559]

Notice how many likes this post received. I've lost my way around here, Moral. Lost damn near all my friends. Don't know why. Have i suddenly lost my ability to make a descent post? Maybe.


Anyway, appreciate the shout-out.

You are a great poster, Also without your liberal use of likes I would have approximately 5 maybe 6 likes total.

I again nominate @Tunadog

 

[hawkifann]

Some make beads without beads just haircraft:

The Whos down in Whoville...