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Abraham

“God said to Abraham
Kill me a son
Abe said man
you must be putting me on.
God said no.
Abe said what?
God said listen Abe
you can do what you want but
The next you see come coming you better run.

He said where do you
Want this killin done?
God said out on Highway 61”
 
to our republican friends: If we are a christian nation built upon the bible why can't we just explain everything with "god told me to do it"?
 
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