Project 2026 has been leaked! So much fascism!!!
- COVID vax replaced with Ivermectin filled Jalapeño Poppers only available at chain restaurants like Chili's, Applebee's, Red Lobster, et al
- ll new EV's and Hybrid's required to have brass ballsack affixed to rear-hitch
- PornHub will be legalized in all States but may only show missionary secks in a softcore/storytelling format. Lots of dark/soft lighting. Only available after 10pm.
- Anyone named Ann Selzer forced by gunpoint to re-take 1st-12th math classes taught by Polymarket officials
- Jimmy Kimmel to be replaced by the "Kevin Sorbo Good-Time-Happy-Family-Values-Hour" show
- All Patagonia jackets must be recycled into medical-grade plastics and sent to Israel Defense Force for medical use on Israeli troops and citizens only
- Columbia University endowment realized & unrealized gains to be taxed at 100% unless they register with State of NY as a children's day care facility and provide State approved day-care curriculum and orange juice for all students
- Academic peer-review process to require review by panel nominated by Mr. Beast, Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan, and Alex Jones
- Mandatory School uniforms for all public-schools provided by "Grunt Style"
- "The View" hosts exiled to Arkansas to live out the rest of their natural lives
- Children who report gender-dysphoria will be immediately sent to faith-based mission fields in remote Africa for 12-months of "realizing the crap I consume online and from my friends/family distorts my perception of real issues real people face" training
- All gheys will face forced conversion to prosperity gospel type Christians (since they share a likeness for all the fancy clothes & finer things in life)
- Investment in chain restaurants to ensure there is an Applebees in every single neighborhood in America. Paid for by taxation of all farm-to-table style restaurants
- Catsup on Steak named new, permanent national dish of America
- Anyone identified as a "Karen" by online, social media algorithms will automatically be placed into next respective House District primaries and provided each $100M election fund
- Jail/Prison inmates clothing to be replaced only with "thin blue lines"
- DJT's border wall to be completed to be 100% completed with by prison labor
- ANYONE who puts gender pronouns on their LinkedIn profile immediately sent to prison and perform hard-labor (see above)
