Another Amber Alert

[Jimmy McGill]

Reads like a short fat mom abducting from custodial dad?

 

[hawkbirch]

Chicks are crazy!

 

[bdg8]

Did I read it wrong or did it say the 15 year old weighed only 80 lbs?

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Reads like a short fat mom abducting from custodial dad?

Thanks for the heads up, love me some Amber Waves!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Thanks for the heads up, love me some Amber Waves!

Amber Waves knows how to alert any man

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'm hoping they caught with them by now with pinging. Criminals are too dumb, generally, to understanding pinging their cell phones will get them every time

 

[millah_22]

I'm hoping they caught with them by now with pinging. Criminals are too dumb, generally, to understanding pinging their cell phones will get them every time

this won't happen with Patriot MobileTM

 

[Jimmy McGill]

this won't happen with Patriot MobileTM

Daaaaammmnnnn look at you trademarking shit. I have better detection device. It's called her license plates, check out all tobacco shops, and find out who her current boo is.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

https://who13.com/news/iowa-news/amber-alert-issued-for-15-year-old-girl-from-iowa-city/

 

[Jimmy McGill]

A dozen likes whoever finds mugshots of mom.

I'll see what I can find out about her on Iowa Courts

 

[Jimmy McGill]

@torbee would

 

[Jimmy McGill]

She is a convicted felon. But that alone can happen to the Trumpiest of people. However, she has been involved as an interested party in other felons' cases. She has good judgment.

 

[seminole97]

@torbee would

Kind of looks like the fella in the old Keystone 'bitter beer' commercials.

 

[seminole97]

these genes...

 

[yescyam]

 

[QChawks]

I was at a little league game and about 100 cell phones started beeping at the same time

 

[millah_22]

I was at a little league game and about 100 cell phones started beeping at the same time

nice so the amber alert worked

 

[torbee]

@torbee would

Looks like your dad. So you are right!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Looks like your dad. So you are right!

The old SGM wouldn't take too kindly to that.

 

[ButtersHawk]

@torbee would

She looks like the chick that killed her boyfriend with an ATM in Breaking Bad

 

[Jimmy McGill]

She looks like the chick that killed her boyfriend with an ATM in Breaking Bad

But just like that gal in BB, a stellar mother

 

[SansAgain]

@torbee would

Looks like Conan the Tardbarian.

 

[IowaHawkIT]

I was at a little league game and about 100 cell phones started beeping at the same time

Same, but at a HS baseball game. It was odd.

 

[kn288]

The National Anthem had just started playing at our HS baseball game.

 

[QChawks]

it was revoked after an hour, wonder what the story was here?

 

[tumorboy]

it was revoked after an hour, wonder what the story was here?

Someone returned the meth.

 

[HawkMachine]

She looks like the chick that killed her boyfriend with an ATM in Breaking Bad

SKANK SKANK SKANK!