Anybody ever bruised their tongue?

[jawatkins]

So I’m carrying something way to heavy down to the basement and had a slip and next thing I know I’m face first into said thing. Bit the ever living shit out of my tongue. Turns out you can bruise your tongue and you sound weird for 7-10 days.

 

[Moral]

Remember fellas, we respect mothers around these parts.

 

[jawatkins]

Remember fellas, we respect mothers around these parts.

This is about someone getting too old to realize they can’t carry something alone. And I know 39 isn’t old because yall chastised me last time.

 

[ButtersHawk]

This happened to me after I tongue punched Salma Hayek's fartbox

 

[jawatkins]

This happened to me after I tongue punched Salma Hayek's fartbox

Sure, sure

 

[EasyHawk]

The only thing that helps is chilled Hawkeye Vodka.

 

[jawatkins]

The only thing that helps is chilled Hawkeye Vodka.

That sounds like a way to end up with a bruised face.

 

[BrianNole777]

I bit the inside of my lower lip a month ago and got a blister. I kept re-biting it by accident while eating. It was brutal.

CSB.

 

[The Tradition]

Yes, too much cunnilingus. I could barely talk the next day.

 

[stillh8unlv]

Yes, too much cunnilingus. I could barely talk the next day.

Colonel Angus, is that you?