I mean like "in the act". No close calls.
Never happened to me, but I did have a close CLOSE call.
Never happened to me, but I did have a close CLOSE call.
Anybody ever get caught in the act by a girlfriend's parents?
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I saw some movies where the boyfriend is nailing the daughter. Then the stepmom comes home and catches them. She sees are not very good at sex so she teaches them some things.
Not the parents, but the ICPD did perform an act of coitus interuptus on a GF and I in high school. I was performing an act in the back of a Ford Escort that I could not possibly pull off anymore. It was on 1st Avenue north of Rochester when they had just started building the extension. So, way off in the dark and near the top of the hill. It was pretty steamed over so it wasn't like he saw much, the prevert.
When I rolled down the window and he told me it was time to get my lady friend home he was kind of rude when I asked if we could just finish up quickly.
When I rolled down the window and he told me it was time to get my lady friend home he was kind of rude when I asked if we could just finish up quickly.
Well, I guess it depends on what “act” you are looking for. Was never caught doing THE deed, but close.
I was walked in on during an act that would require me to wash my hands (more specifically my fingers) if I wanted to put in contact lenses. That’s a real conversation killer at dinner, I assure you. With the same girl about two months later, her mother walked on us in as her daughter was about to, um…… you know…..
After that, we didn’t mess around at her house anymore. Mostly because her father wanted to shoot me.
I was walked in on during an act that would require me to wash my hands (more specifically my fingers) if I wanted to put in contact lenses. That’s a real conversation killer at dinner, I assure you. With the same girl about two months later, her mother walked on us in as her daughter was about to, um…… you know…..
After that, we didn’t mess around at her house anymore. Mostly because her father wanted to shoot me.
I haven’t seen him or his daughter in close to 25 years, but I’m sure you’re right. If he had any idea of the perverted things his daughter asked me to do with her…… let’s just say I am not the only person he’d have to kill.
Happened to me twice in high school with two different girlfriends. One we were in the living room on couch going at it during the day and her mom walked in...got off work early.
The other I was laying on bed facing the door, her back was to the door and she was "down there". Door opens, her mom's eyes were about the size of plates. I was completely embarrassed both times. Funny now but I wanted to die at the time.
The other I was laying on bed facing the door, her back was to the door and she was "down there". Door opens, her mom's eyes were about the size of plates. I was completely embarrassed both times. Funny now but I wanted to die at the time.
Both handled it fine I guess. The one just told us to do it in the bedroom if we were going to do it.
The other instituted a no bedroom door closed policy. So we ended up doing it in my car on a lot of country roads.
Girlfriends mom came home early one time and I had to spend a few hours in her closet. I caught my own daughter sexting her bf via Skype once. That's an image I'll never be able to purge.
No parents, but me and this girl got down to business on the living room floor of my brother's house, back in college. A few other people that were staying there that night after hitting the bars had just gotten back and probably spent a good 20 minutes talking in the kitchen while we were doing it in the dark living room. I could see a couple of them watching for a few seconds, but we didn't care.
College.........
College.........
My mom caught me and my girlfriend once. Does that count?
Dear Penthouse, nothing like this has ever happened to me before....
Dear Penthouse, nothing like this has ever happened to me before....
Had a buddy who liked women married or not and was on the floor at a married woman's house going at it when the husband pulled in the driveway(he was working the other driveway).He jumped up grabbed his clothes and ran naked to his car.He got home(married)and was taking a leak when he figured out there was no sound(he still had the rubber on).
Old GF's bedroom was in the basement and had the garage entry door in it. Going at it and didn't realize the garage door was open. I heard the dinging sound of the keys being in the ignition meaning I had about 10 seconds before her father opened the door. I jumped up and held the door shut and we had a minute of tug of war over the door before he realized what was going on and said "Sorry I'll go around". It was awkward after that but he understood. He was a cool guy.
In HS, my buddy's oldan found out I was with a girl in one of the bedrooms. He interrupted us, grabbed me by the neck, and told her to get dressed. He told me he wasnt running a whore house and sent us home. I went back many times. Never expected that from himy as we drank over there all the time. He would drink and play cards with us. I guess he had some principle...or he just didn't like whores.
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