If find a bunch of sea turtle eggs on my property, can I destroy them because they’re ‘just a clump of cells’, or would I be killing sea turtles?
Baby sea turtles
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I would get big government involved in this one. I know you don’t like that solution in most circumstances but this one you would.
Is that who assigns you your opinion?
Au contraire, life, liberty and property are what we created governments to protect.
Now there are many who prefer the government to plunder on their behalf instead of protect, and I do not like that.
There are enough stupid questions on here. This was a top 10 percenter.
I don't care that you think so.
If find a bunch of sea turtle eggs on my property, can I destroy them because they’re ‘just a clump of cells’, or would I be killing sea turtles?
Since the 'clump of cells' line is one you use, are you able to answer the question, or too afraid?
Op strikes me as the kind of person that would do this thinking he made a powerful point.
60 days to hatch, I didn't see the mother leave them, and you can't see any difference in the outside of the shell from day 1 to 60.
You strike me as the kind of person afraid to answer this question.
Sorry, but they are protected under some federal law. You'll have to get your eggs from the local Publix instead.
Does anyone here besides Joe's Place even know enough about the sea turtle hatching process to even give the OP some well grounded advice?
I suppose there are a fair number of Florida posters and ex-Iowans who went for the seas, maybe one of them is into the marine sciences?
Good luck OP.
I suppose there are a fair number of Florida posters and ex-Iowans who went for the seas, maybe one of them is into the marine sciences?
Good luck OP.
I question the veracity of OP's claims and am thinking that it might in fact be some ham handed political statement regarding the safeguarding of zygotes.
That's quite the suggestion. Maybe the OP is willing to snuff out all doubt by posting a picture of his hand and the aforementioned eggs within the same frame?
Sea turtle eggs would never be on your property.
You’re not a serious person. To answer your question, you can do whatever you want, either way you’re still gonna be an asshole.
When I fry up some fertilized eggs I picked up at the market, am I eating chicken?
Those aren't fertilized eggs, and even if they were, you're not eating chicken
When you lie there on your back feeling guilty after the 1 min cuck video, do you wipe the living sperm out of your fupa? Or do you just lay there and let it dry up, crusty like, and roll over to troll about eating baby sea turtles?
As long as you can't detect a turtle heartbeat, then yes they can be destroyed...in Texas...
When white people like OP are on the Endangered Species List, his post would actually have a point.
If this is just a thought experiment and not a - asking for my friend - hypothetical, then I'll go with these eggs not being a clump of cells, but not necessarily yet a sea turtle. There may be a better term for this in between state, that I am not aware. But certainly more sea turtle than merely "clump of cells"
Why would anyone be afraid to answer this hypothetical? Do you mistake mockery for fear?
Why would anyone be afraid to answer this hypothetical? Do you mistake mockery for fear?
This is a question that has no answer for you. But I will pretend this is real.
Turtle eggs suck, they suck real bad, like you might eat mud and when you didn't eat mud, you wake up and your teeth have grit and look like you might very eaten mud.
The turtles that live above the high tide line, (where you hypothetically live lol), have even worse tasting eggs. Think, a soft, leathery shell, and pink slime, with a crowy, crabby taste. Like when you grab a handful of Muscovies and hit the motherload. Honestly it works while chasing a meal. Glad to hear you can eat. Props.
You do you brotha. (Burp)
I asked Copilot if your description was fairly stated and accurate:
The paragraph you provided is quite imaginative and whimsical! It humorously describes the unappetizing taste of turtle eggs. However, it seems to be intentionally exaggerated for effect. If you'd like, I can help you refine it or continue the story! 😊
I believe they're also called embryos, after enough development beyond fertilization. To OP's question, if you smashed the eggs later in the incubation period, you would be killing an embryo that could have hatched into a baby turtle. Unless in the early stages, they would be quite a ways beyond a "clump of cells."
Who said anything about eating them?
The question was, can I destroy them because they’re ‘just a clump of cells’, or would I be killing sea turtles?
Copilot has never sniffed queefs or an awkward moment. I like turtles, but like birds more. Run that shit through ai again.
Are you a horshoe to the people you argue against? Don't you dare admit it
(Please, kinda admit it)
But isn't it always a sea turtle?
Embryo is just a stage of growth in an animal, it's not ever a different animal.
You can have turtle embryos and cat embryos, but they're always turtles or cats while they age through different growth periods.
