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Batter farts during at bat

Better than popping one out during sex.
Goldie, i once worked on prelaunch for a product that was originally expected to be the first competitor to viagra. They were locked and loaded for launch, but when the clinical trial data was unsealed, one of the side effects that was revealed was nausea and vomiting. I'd take a pfart to getting puked on any day.

Also, a buddy was just in China and while there bought a bootleg copy of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" album. He suspected the quality might not be up to speed when he looked at the track list and saw a song called "Come Fartably Numb".
 
Goldie, i once worked on prelaunch for a product that was originally expected to be the first competitor to viagra. They were locked and loaded for launch, but when the clinical trial data was unsealed, one of the side effects that was revealed was nausea and vomiting. I'd take a pfart to getting puked on any day.

Also, a buddy was just in China and while there bought a bootleg copy of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" album. He suspected the quality might not be up to speed when he looked at the track list and saw a song called "Come Fartably Numb".
Come on now. That was a GREAT song.
 
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Better than popping one out during sex.
high quality GIF
 
Who here on this board can honestly say you or your partner haven’t let one slip during the big event?
There’s only so much Beano you can take.
 
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Who here on this board can honestly say you or your partner haven’t let one slip during the big event?
There’s only so much Beano you can take.
We were taking a bath together and she decided to decided to stick a finger up my bum. I laughed so hard, I lost control and we had a bubble bath for a minute. Does that count?
 
Also, a buddy was just in China and while there bought a bootleg copy of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" album. He suspected the quality might not be up to speed when he looked at the track list and saw a song called "Come Fartably Numb".

It's quite amazing that the typical Chinese manufacturer finds it so difficult to manage the English language...
 
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