Best Strip Club You’ve Been To?
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Worked security at a place that would occasionally bring in male strippers for a female-only audience. There would be arguments over who got to work those nights...the groping was epic and the occasional after-parties with milf attendees were legendary.
Club Hubba Hubba on Hotel Street in Hawaii (Oahu).
Great club. But the one story that sticks out to me was the night a trashy looking dancer was on stage picking at her bush and flicking it toward the customers (this was the 80s).
When she started going down the line and the customers were shelling out dollars, she came up to me and I leaned back in my chair. She said, "What's the matter, you afraid of pussy". I pointed at hers and said "that one, yea".
She was piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.
Bouncers tossed all of us out of there.
Great club. But the one story that sticks out to me was the night a trashy looking dancer was on stage picking at her bush and flicking it toward the customers (this was the 80s).
When she started going down the line and the customers were shelling out dollars, she came up to me and I leaned back in my chair. She said, "What's the matter, you afraid of pussy". I pointed at hers and said "that one, yea".
She was piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.
Bouncers tossed all of us out of there.
Have only been to fewer than half a dozen. The best was 24 years ago in Ames when we took a friend on his 60th birthday. The girl was drop-dead gorgeous in every respect and looked like somebody you would love to take home to your mother.
I'm not a fan of Big Earl's in DSM, but I think you're right, I would have loved the Colfax location.
The Tiger Lounge. Downstairs.
Not one of my favorites either, but I have had fun there.
How 'bout the Sir Lounge in Waverly.
In Waverly, huh? Sounds very cosmopolitan.
There is a joint east of Kansas City about an hour called Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch. They were shut down recently after prostitution arrests. Last time I was there was around 2000. It's a road house looking place and actually had hot girls back in the day, full nude. They weren't shy about special services then either.
Like lapdances for the handicapped?
We went there once for a bachelor party. Circa 1990 or so, and when we pulled into the lot there was a full scale brawl going on. Then inside the girls handed you flashlights so you could get a real good up close look.
What was the strip club in Iowa City/Coralville in the early 2000's? That place was a dump, but every Thursday was "amateur night" and the Iowa City girls could bring the heat on Thursdays. The hottest girl I ever saw did a turn on the pole one night. Absolute 10. Went with some friends who were girls and they would get talked into going up. I'm smiling now thinking about it.
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Anyone remember a Tori Spelling look-alike at Big Earls about 20+ years ago? I was hitting that for about a year and a half during my fresh/sophomore years of college. She was 16 when she started dancing at Big Earls in ‘92.
CSB;
Years ago some friends of mine were going to a Twins game. The 3 guys decided to ask the local priest if he wanted to go. He did.
Two of the guys were Catholic. The CPA in the group was Methodist. When introduced to the priest, he asked what he should call him: Father? Pastor? Bob?
The priest said: "You can call me Father."
After the game, they decide to go to a strip club. As soon as they are seated, a stripper proceeds to sit on the lap of the priest.
She immediately asks, "What's your name?"
The priest responds, "You can call me Bob."
Those guys laughed about that for years. I think the CPA called him Bob on the way home. LOL
Years ago some friends of mine were going to a Twins game. The 3 guys decided to ask the local priest if he wanted to go. He did.
Two of the guys were Catholic. The CPA in the group was Methodist. When introduced to the priest, he asked what he should call him: Father? Pastor? Bob?
The priest said: "You can call me Father."
After the game, they decide to go to a strip club. As soon as they are seated, a stripper proceeds to sit on the lap of the priest.
She immediately asks, "What's your name?"
The priest responds, "You can call me Bob."
Those guys laughed about that for years. I think the CPA called him Bob on the way home. LOL
It would have been even funnier if he had told her, “You can call me Daddy.”
Lol. I remember Flashlight Night. Beaver Beacons.
As I recall, the city of Mt. Joy wouldn’t let them serve alcohol if the girls were full nude. So the owner set up another club right next door where the girls kept their g-strings on and they could serve alcohol. I think it was called The Nashville or something like that. So guys would buy beer at The Nashville and carry it next door to So-Co.
Used to work at a strip club in Okinawa that served the local military population. Holy smokes....military guys are mostly good guys but - my God - are they dumb with money. On payday weekends, these guys would come in and blow their entire paychecks on beer and dances. Non-payday weekend was always much slower as these idiots had already blown the paychecks and were counting the days to Friday.
Our dancers were mostly Brazilian and Eastern European. Worst co-workers of all-time. But they made serious coin. Our top gal averaged about 15k a month and our ugliest made at least 5k a month. No extras. Just dancing and selling champagne.
Best strip club? Maybe the Cecil in Vancouver or the Sundowner in Niagara Falls. But the weird places across Asia are enough to write a book.
Went to a strip club in Kabuki-cho in Tokyo one night with a friend of mine. Very small theater. Maybe 25 seats. We sat in the very back. The pervert row was made up of older, Japanese salarymen. A girl comes out in a dress and dances to one song. Doesn't take off anything. Weird. Next song she comes out in lingerie. Dances whole song. Takes nothing off. Okay. Next song she comes out in bra and panties. Dances third song, takes nothing off. What the hell is going on? Finally, she comes back on stage nude with a polaroid camera. She says you can take any photo of me you want for Y1,000 ($10) a photo. Every guy in the front row wanted the same picture: a close up shot of the vagina. That was it. It was like a gynecology convention in there. Next dancer, three songs, same routine. Next dancer, repeat. By the end of the night, the pervs on the front row each had a stack of about $70 worth of vagina polaroids. We just sat in the back and observed all of this. Weirdest strip club ever.
Our dancers were mostly Brazilian and Eastern European. Worst co-workers of all-time. But they made serious coin. Our top gal averaged about 15k a month and our ugliest made at least 5k a month. No extras. Just dancing and selling champagne.
Best strip club? Maybe the Cecil in Vancouver or the Sundowner in Niagara Falls. But the weird places across Asia are enough to write a book.
Went to a strip club in Kabuki-cho in Tokyo one night with a friend of mine. Very small theater. Maybe 25 seats. We sat in the very back. The pervert row was made up of older, Japanese salarymen. A girl comes out in a dress and dances to one song. Doesn't take off anything. Weird. Next song she comes out in lingerie. Dances whole song. Takes nothing off. Okay. Next song she comes out in bra and panties. Dances third song, takes nothing off. What the hell is going on? Finally, she comes back on stage nude with a polaroid camera. She says you can take any photo of me you want for Y1,000 ($10) a photo. Every guy in the front row wanted the same picture: a close up shot of the vagina. That was it. It was like a gynecology convention in there. Next dancer, three songs, same routine. Next dancer, repeat. By the end of the night, the pervs on the front row each had a stack of about $70 worth of vagina polaroids. We just sat in the back and observed all of this. Weirdest strip club ever.
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I've heard stories of the Philippines that blow my mind.
At my age the desire is no longer there to see it.
Honorable mention to Cruisin Chubbies in the Wisconsin Dells. Log cabin interior, music like Pantera.
I went to a strip club in Manila one time. I felt rather uncomfortable and was pretty happy to get out of there lol. Not quite sure if those women were exactly "freely engaging in the labor market" if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I went to a strip club in the Philippines once about 18 years ago. Was like a huge room with a stage and it was full of just guys sitting there like zombies not uttering a word or applauding or anything. Very weird vibe. Didn't stay long.....then witnessed a deadly car accident on the highway. Don't miss the Philippines at all.
My buddy said they played a game called SMILES. They say at a table of 8 or more guys. There was a girl under the table giving somebody head. If you were getting head and smiled, you bought the next round.
I'm designed for that game. I smile all the time.
Never made it there, but I wanted to. I think there was one in Jolly, Iowa too. Never made that one.
Worst club I ever went to in Iowa was Razzle Dazzle in Council Bluffs. It sucked. I don't think they could even go topless.
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