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If you’re still confused about the Joe and Hunter Biden crime scheme, let me break it down for you in the simplest way possible:

Joe Biden was in charge of Ukrainian relations during his term as Vice President.

During Joe’s term, a Ukrainian prosecutor named Viktor Shokin was investigating corruption at an oil & gas company Burisma.

Burisma hired Joe’s son Hunter to their board and paid him $83k a month for access to his father, the Vice President.

Burisma begged Joe to help them stop Shokin’s investigation.

Joe bribed Burisma to pay $10 mil for his help.

Joe Biden then threatened to withhold a $1 billion loan from the US to Ukraine if the Ukrainian President Poroshenko didn’t fire the prosecutor.

The prosecutor was fired.

Ukraine got $1 billion from the US.

The Biden’s got $10 million from Burisma.

Hopefully that helps.
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You're not serious are you? Everything but the bank account confirmation of the money has been widely circulated for years. And you know Joe is on video bragging about forcing the prosecutor to be fired. Why the hell would an American official even care?

Except Joe, being a wily old fox, took his Burisma millions and stuffed it into jelly jars which he then buried on the dark side of the moon so that investigators would never find them. He then took the cheese he dug up there and sold it, investing those proceeds into Theranos stock that multiplied his wealth 100 fold and then used that money to expand his adrenochrome, pizza parlor and ice cream empire.

The end.
 
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Except Joe, being a wily old fox, took his Burisma millions and stuffed it into jelly jars which he then buried on the dark side of the moon so that investigators would never find them. He then took the cheese he dug up there and sold it, investing those proceeds into Theranos stock that multiplied his wealth 100 fold and then used that money to expand his adrenochrome, pizza parlor and ice cream empire.

The end.
pfft, we've never been to the moon... that was faked!!!! :)
 
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If you’re still confused about the Joe and Hunter Biden crime scheme, let me break it down for you in the simplest way possible:

Joe Biden was in charge of Ukrainian relations during his term as Vice President.

During Joe’s term, a Ukrainian prosecutor named Viktor Shokin was investigating corruption at an oil & gas company Burisma.

Burisma hired Joe’s son Hunter to their board and paid him $83k a month for access to his father, the Vice President.

Burisma begged Joe to help them stop Shokin’s investigation.

Joe bribed Burisma to pay $10 mil for his help.

Joe Biden then threatened to withhold a $1 billion loan from the US to Ukraine if the Ukrainian President Poroshenko didn’t fire the prosecutor.

The prosecutor was fired.

Ukraine got $1 billion from the US.

The Biden’s got $10 million from Burisma.

Hopefully that helps.

Let's straighten this out finally. You are the typical conspiracy wingnut dipshit, living in the echo world where misinformation and lies form the alternative reality.
 
If you’re still confused about the Joe and Hunter Biden crime scheme, let me break it down for you in the simplest way possible:

Joe Biden was in charge of Ukrainian relations during his term as Vice President.

During Joe’s term, a Ukrainian prosecutor named Viktor Shokin was investigating corruption at an oil & gas company Burisma.

Burisma hired Joe’s son Hunter to their board and paid him $83k a month for access to his father, the Vice President.

Burisma begged Joe to help them stop Shokin’s investigation.

Joe bribed Burisma to pay $10 mil for his help.

Joe Biden then threatened to withhold a $1 billion loan from the US to Ukraine if the Ukrainian President Poroshenko didn’t fire the prosecutor.

The prosecutor was fired.

Ukraine got $1 billion from the US.

The Biden’s got $10 million from Burisma.

Hopefully that helps.
OP Is a useful idiot.
 
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Except Joe, being a wily old fox, took his Burisma millions and stuffed it into jelly jars which he then buried on the dark side of the moon so that investigators would never find them. He then took the cheese he dug up there and sold it, investing those proceeds into Theranos stock that multiplied his wealth 100 fold and then used that money to expand his adrenochrome, pizza parlor and ice cream empire.

The end.
Capable of all of that.

Buuuut...he's also a doddering old fool who can't string two sentences together.

Vraiment la fin
 
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My favorite part about this saga is that if Biden and the MAGA sycophants are to be believed, VP Joe Biden pulled off a diplomatic deal in a more Trump way than even POTUS Donald Trump ever managed while in office.

He bluffed a leader into getting the concessions the US wanted while being called out on his lack of authority to cancel the diplomatic aid.
 


So hunter biden received wire transfers with his father's home address listed as the beneficiary on the transfer? Fascinating... remember when biden lied and said his family never made money on China? Common biden L(ie)
 
If you’re still confused about the Joe and Hunter Biden crime scheme, let me break it down for you in the simplest way possible:

Joe Biden was in charge of Ukrainian relations during his term as Vice President.

During Joe’s term, a Ukrainian prosecutor named Viktor Shokin was investigating corruption at an oil & gas company Burisma.

Burisma hired Joe’s son Hunter to their board and paid him $83k a month for access to his father, the Vice President.

Burisma begged Joe to help them stop Shokin’s investigation.

Joe bribed Burisma to pay $10 mil for his help.

Joe Biden then threatened to withhold a $1 billion loan from the US to Ukraine if the Ukrainian President Poroshenko didn’t fire the prosecutor.

The prosecutor was fired.

Ukraine got $1 billion from the US.

The Biden’s got $10 million from Burisma.

Hopefully that helps.
What a load of bullshit.

Do the Trumps and Jared now.
 


So hunter biden received wire transfers with his father's home address listed as the beneficiary on the transfer? Fascinating... remember when biden lied and said his family never made money on China? Common biden L(ie)
What did you steal when you were arrested and charged with 5th Degree Theft?
 


So hunter biden received wire transfers with his father's home address listed as the beneficiary on the transfer? Fascinating... remember when biden lied and said his family never made money on China? Common biden L(ie)

This guy still thinks that wire transfers means Chinese checks were showing up on Biden’s door. Be better, Ryan
 


Joe Biden is a pathological liar. Still, I'd rather see dems be forced to run him than impeach him at this point in his term. Imagine defending this PoS at this point with all we now know to be fact.
 
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