Bourbon St. Attack

[tumorboy]

The terrorist waited until 3:15 a.m.

The police may have been closing down for the night.

Still stupid if crowds present. Barriers should have stayed until it was normal traffic flow.

 

[The Tradition]

Police work 24/7

Closing down the special event street barrier protocol. The street sweeper trucks would have been arriving soon.

 

[Kelsers]

Closing down the special event street barrier protocol. The street sweeper trucks would have been arriving soon.

How'd that protocol work?

 

[The Tradition]

BTW, those street sweeper trucks SUCK! They're loud as hell and start driving up and down Bourbon Street really early in the morning. The last thing you want to hear in your hotel room after a night of hard drinking.

 

[swagsurfer02]

This is interesting, is it the same dude?

 

[seminole97]

Closing down the special event street barrier protocol. The street sweeper trucks would have been arriving soon.

Those come through around sun-up.
Rinse away the puke and beads, ready to start a new day.

 

[HawkBall23]

I was down in New Orleans over the weekend for a friend’s bachelor party (nolook, if you’re reading this post, you were insulting me for attending the bachelor’s father’s tailgate at the OSU game last fall). There were about 15 guys there, most of them single, so pretty much everybody was looking to get laid. I’m happily married, and have never cheated on my wife, so all I wanted to do was party my ass off.

I got there Friday night at about 10. By 10:30 I was out on Bourbon St with a hurricane in hand. A few minutes later I met the group out at a place called Razoo’s and caught up a bit with 5 shots in 5 minutes – I was way behind. By 1AM I was loaded and had a serious itch for some powder. I wasn’t able to get some in time back home, but at the same time I was pretty leery of trying to make something happen in New Orleans. But who knows, I tell myself – might as well keep my eyes and ears open.

Around 4AM a middle-aged man advertises the fact that he’s selling – exactly the kind of situation I know to be a rip-off waiting to happen. I really wanted it bad though, so I took a chance. After each of us was satisfied that the other wasn’t a cop, we found a secluded spot for the transaction. He took out a magnificent rock of an 8ball and shoved a pebble up my nose. Pretty good stuff – I’m in luck! What happened next was some magnificent kind of slight of hand, because he switched the ball of good stuff with barely a gram of total crap while I was counting out $160, making sure to keep my eyes on his hands. Rats – rolled AGAIN. When will I ever learn?

Good news though – some Mississippi fraternity boys came through for us the next night. They were staying in some rooms next to ours at the Royal Sonesta – we had 2nd floor balcony right on Bourbon. They hooked us up with some really outstanding stuff for a fair price. JACKPOT! We hung around watching the parade until 11 or so, getting really blasted, and then headed out to the bars.

Third stop or so we end up at a place with a nice dance floor. Much to my friends’ delight, the ratio in there is decent – girls in general were kinda sparse all weekend, and all the hotties seemed to have men on their arms. Didn’t matter to me as I was only looking for a good time and a lot of eye candy – neither of which were in short supply. For my friends though it was a major issue, and standards were dropping rapidly, in some cases dramatically. LOL.

Anyway, there were a few bachelorette parties going on in there, one of which was pretty small – only 7 girls. Six of them were freakin outstanding – hot hot hot hot hot hot hot. The problem is, they seem totally into a girls’ night, and are giving guys the Heisman left and right. Even when I was single, I had a gift of coming off as totally harmless and innocent, so I decide to give talking them up a shot.

It worked. Pretty quickly, I was all chatty-chatty with all of them, dancing with all of them, making them laugh. It was great – I loved the attention. I especially loved that all the other guys, including my friends, kept trying, kept trying, and kept getting shot down.

So I keep drinking hard, and keep hitting the bathroom. After a while, the hottest among the group starts getting a little touchy with me and asks if I like to party. “That’s a silly question,” I tell her, and explain the details of my situation. She wants to leave right away.

At this point I have no intention whatsoever of cheating on my wife, but am just loving all the attention I’m getting from this ridiculously, truly ridiculously hot girl, so I think to myself, “What’s the harm in hanging out with her a while?” I figure that her friends probably wouldn’t let her go anyway, but if they did, it would be a tremendous ego boost if this girl tries to get on me. And did I mention how much of a great time I’m having? These girls aren’t just hot – they’re a lot of fun too. And this one is the best among them.

Much to my shock, the bachelorette and her friends let the hottest one go with me, saying right in front of me, “Now normally there’s no way we’d split up our group, but we can tell you’re a really nice guy, so be nice and be sure to have her back soon.”

Not a problem, I tell them, but just as we’re walking out the door, I hear a “Hey _____ - get back here!” I’ll spare you the long and boring details of all the drama, but basically one of the bridesmaids had disappeared, and no one knew where she was. The others weren’t going to let us go now, they decided, which I really didn’t mind. Safer that way, and I was having a great time there anyway.

After a while, all the girls, but especially the bachelorette, started getting really freaked out about their missing friend, and they really had no idea what to do. Making phone calls and deliberating about it forever, they considered doing things that would only have made matters worse. Eventually I stepped in to take control of the situation, and put together a plan to find the missing girl without splitting up their group. I was pretty concerned about her too, and thought about how many girls were going to be raped that evening in NO. Pretty sobering thought. Luckily, she wasn’t one of them, as we found her a few blocks away about a half hour later, and she was fine.

When we found her, the b-ette was pissed – for a while, I thought they were going to come to blows. Eventually she’s just like “* this – I’m getting out of here – you coming, Chicago?” (Chicago is me). The hottest one pulls the b-ette aside and tells her about the coke. Totally sober at this point (her friend was missing for hours), her eyes freakin lit up – “OOOOOO – let’s go!!” and me, the b-ette, and the hottest head back to their hotel room.

Up to that point, I hadn’t really noticed the b-ette much. Her face was kind of goofy, and she had all kinds of stupid costuming on over her clothes. When she took that stuff off, it turned out that she has a 10 body too. Not relatively speaking, not beergoggles, no BS – solid 99th percentile both of them body wise, and the hottest is just freakin gorgeous head to toe, with probably the best legs I’ve ever seen.

We got back to their hotel room and dug in – these girls can really party! Much to my delight, the b-ette’s behavior started to change dramatically. She started flirting with me, touching me, and giving me some of the hardest “* me” eyes I’ve ever seen. The hottest was following suit, and I was just totally loving it, playing it cool the entire time, because I had no intention of trying anything. After a while, they started playing this weird game, each seemingly trying to get rid of the other under the guise of normality. A lot of “Are you sure you don’t just want to go to sleep?” or “nyc_hawk, are you hungry – we could go get something to eat – oh ____, you want to go too? I thought you weren’t hungry?” – stuff like that – it went on for hours.

Fearing a serious malfunction of my willpower (it’s almost 7AM and I’m still really blasted), I suggest that we go swimming back at my hotel. I figure that way is a lot safer than sticking around there, plus I’d get them both essentially naked in wet lacey underwear. That would have been a very nice end to the best night out I’ve had in ages. After a lot of the same back and forth games, they agree on my idea.

We’re riding the elevator down, and the hottest rests herself on my shoulders, starts breathing really lustily on my neck, and asks the b-ette, “____, are you sure you want to go?”

The b-ette then leans over my other side, runs her hand over my chest, and says very sweetly, and sorta moaningly, “Umm-hmmm, definitely.” What happened next is really hard to describe, but it resulted in a complete implosion of my willpower, an instant erection, and a U-turn back upstairs. Making an already way too long story very, very short:

Had a threesome. Full sex and oral with both of them, often at the same time. I thought it would be really awkward, but it wasn’t. It was freakin beautiful. Took over 4 hours, came three times, and could have gone four. I was more aroused than I’ve ever been in my entire life - and I was blasted out of my mind. Am I that easy? In a word – no.

Both of them were 21yr old college seniors. Hottest = current SEC cheerleader, and former Miss Teen _______ in her home state. B-ette = 10x better in bed, and a pair of absolutely spectacular, perky, natural D breasts to go along with her perfect tight little body.

This thread took a HARD left turn into the Penthouse Forum for a bit.


Good on you, bro!

(but don't tell the SO I said that!)

 

[The Tradition]

This thread took a HARD left turn into the Penthouse Forum for a bit.


Good on you, bro!

(but don't tell the SO I said that!)

It's amazing how many people weren't aware of this classic post.

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[RicoSuave102954]

Muslims are very peaceful people. As are illegal immigrants.... and more h1b visas please...

Actually no.

 

[NorthEndzoneCrew]

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Big if true

 

[The Tradition]

Actually no.

He was being sarcastic.

I think.

 

[OrlandNole]

We were there too. Not only did Rix miss the game we had to play a WR play QB. Sorry that happened to you. FQ has always been a challenging place.

No. This was the rematch after the Choke at Doak. Danny Kannell was the QB.

 

[Tom Paris]

What do you want him to say? You don’t give a damn what he says. Typical Republican crying about the border even though the border has nothing to do with this murderer. Damn you guys are simpletons.

Willie laughed so I know I’m right.

 

[jonesy5960]

You’re comparing murder to terrorism in an attempt to prove some weird talking point

My point is that the focus for certain individuals is always the color, country of origin, or religious beliefs of the perpetrator and the subsequent resounding call to over-react, make broad accusations, and make shitty statements and decisions. The greatest threat is never what gets the most attention, and reality is that the odds of getting killed by a foreign national in this country are infinitely small, relative to getting killed by a fellow American.

Oh, and I meant to ask. Should I still be thanking this guy for his service? He was a veteran after all.

 

[torbee]

As I’ve said previously. No excuse for them to not have used parked vehicles. A dump truck , police swat vehicle whatever.

Even small cities do this. Davenport does for Bix. Moline does EVERY WEEK for Mercado on Fifth.

 

[Tom Paris]

You know I live about 20 minutes from the Gator Bowl and I have to wonder if anyone other than a few thousand Hoddy Toddies and a few dozen Dukies even care?

Honest question…how is Jacksonville doing these days? I have been there a couple times. Stayed at Amelia Island once. We were warned about crime the last time. Thanks!

 

[torbee]

In the Middle Ages Islam was more advanced than Christianity. Christian nations went less fundamental. While Islamic nations went the other way.

Trying to educate the willingly ignorant is a fruitless endeavor.

 

[tumorboy]

Even small cities do this. Davenport does for Bix. Moline does EVERY WEEK for Mercado on Fifth.

Bottom line police messed up. Don’t care if it was winding down. Terrorists aren’t on a clock.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

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Heard the boom was actually the Costco TikTok guy reviewing cookies

 

[IIowaFarmBoy]

Have you considered trying to be less hateful in 2025?

Unfortunately it's both sides, but it is disgusting.

 

[tumorboy]

Trying to educate the willingly ignorant is a fruitless endeavor.

Knowing things and reading is for suckers. Islam is a lesson never let the fundamentalists control things.

 

[seminole97]

 

[RicoSuave102954]

Me totally speculating, but I would not be too worried about this being anything other than a lone wolf attack.

Good to investigate though.

As usual you were WRONG

 

[HawkeyeShawn]

It's amazing how many people weren't aware of this classic post.

Every time.

 

[torbee]

Knowing things and reading is for suckers. Islam is a lesson never let the fundamentalists control things.

Radicalism is the virus, in every religion.

I notice GoHox didn’t bother to mention Hindu nationalism in his diatribe against Muslims.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/indian-court-acquits-4-hindu-activists-in-train-bombing-that-killed-over-40-pakistani-nationals/2019/03/20/1e1e635a-4b1b-11e9-b871-978e5c757325_story.html

Recent mosque attacks raise questions about the affinity between white supremacy and far-right Hindu nationalism

While the two incidents in Markham may not be directly linked to extremist groups, they have occurred within a global ecosystem of Islamophobia.

theconversation.com

 

[The Tradition]

Did the classic post about the Ryan's Steakhouse bathroom explosion similarly fade into obscurity?

 

[ericram]

Yeah it’s a regular laugh riot.

So you are that nuts to think these guys are being trained to be a skilled attack force. Is that what you are saying?

 

[tumorboy]

I have no problem admitting those things happened hundreds of years ago, but I can only control the things I can control, and I don't own a time machine.



So where on the globe can you point to that being an issue with catholicism or Judaism or any other? Cuz I'm equal opportunity here.


When your goal is to eliminate another religion, and all the other religions can play nicely together, I'm ok with everyone combining to eliminate "you".


( I have no idea what your religion is torbs you get the idea)

There is a problem with Zionism. When folks only point at Islamic terrorists. And don’t give the Zionist nut jobs any credit for continuing the never ending cycle. It started in the late 40’s when the Zionist forced 700000 Arabs out of modern day Israel. Poisoning wells and destroying villages. Then forming a government that refused to allow them any rights to that property or reparations. Of course the Muslim nations didn’t exactly welcome those refugees with open arms.
Then when there was a peace accord fundamentalist on both sides threatened to assassinate the brokers. The zionists actually followed though. Many of which are now part of Bibi’s coalition. Bottom line it’s fubar.

 

[tumorboy]

Radicalism is the virus, in every religion.

I notice GoHox didn’t bother to mention Hindu nationalism in his diatribe against Muslims.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/indian-court-acquits-4-hindu-activists-in-train-bombing-that-killed-over-40-pakistani-nationals/2019/03/20/1e1e635a-4b1b-11e9-b871-978e5c757325_story.html

Recent mosque attacks raise questions about the affinity between white supremacy and far-right Hindu nationalism

While the two incidents in Markham may not be directly linked to extremist groups, they have occurred within a global ecosystem of Islamophobia.

theconversation.com

It’s becoming a problem with the Israeli government. The Zionist scare a lot of the secular Israeli citizens.

 

[The Tradition]

There is a problem with Zionism. When folks only point at Islamic terrorists. And don’t give the Zionist nut jobs any credit for continuing the never ending cycle. It started in the late 40’s when the Zionist forced 700000 Arabs out of modern day Israel. Poisoning wells and destroying villages. Then forming a government that refused to allow them any rights to that property or reparations. Of course the Muslim nations didn’t exactly welcome those refugees with open arms.
Then when there was a peace accord fundamentalist on both sides threatened to assassinate the brokers. The zionists actually followed though. Many of which are now part of Bibi’s coalition. Bottom line it’s fubar.

You left out the part about all the Muslim countries simultaneously attacking Israel and getting their asses handed to them after six days of conflict.

 

[tumorboy]

You left out the part about all the Muslim countries simultaneously attacking Israel and getting their asses handed to them after six days of conflict.

Yes, but that proceeded the original sin. The Zionist drew first blood.
Islam and Judaism before that had coexisted for hundreds of years under the Turks or Moors.

 

[BlIIlken2]

 

[IANDFAN]

Yeah it’s a regular laugh riot.

Where are the other 29,985 Chinese?

 

[NorthEndzoneCrew]

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Both were also electric trucks. Feels like this is motivated in some fashion and connected

 

[seminole97]

 

[dgordo]

 

[jonesy5960]

It’s becoming a problem with the Israeli government. The Zionist scare a lot of the secular Israeli citizens.

It's becoming a problem with the American government.

 

[tumorboy]

Both were also electric trucks. Feels like this is motivated in some fashion and connected

Muslim eco terrorists. They’re going green.

 

[OILCHECKER]

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Probably wont get his deposit back