California gonna California....

[The Tradition]

You mean you use them as stocking stuffers for your wife and kids and nieces and nephews?

No, just for your mom. She needs the soap desperately.

 

[Rudolph]

No, just for your mom. She needs the soap desperately.

She collects them, too, vast collection, despite traveling infrequently... wait... you BASTARD!!!!

 

[The Tradition]

She collects them, too, vast collection, despite traveling infrequently... you BASTARD!!!!

The guy who mentioned matchbooks was onto something. I had a collection of matchbooks from hotels and restaurants when I was a kid. When I started smoking pot, my collection went up in smoke.