Cats ate my deer sausage

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

My father in law dropped some logs off last night. Sliced some up to have with crackers when the kids went to bed. Went down to the man cave and was set to relax. Deer sausage with cheese mixed in and the first piece was amazing. Get up to take a piss and come back and two of our cats are gobbling it up. Then one runs off with a piece.

Those little furry bastards inhaled two pieces and ran off with another. I’m sure they will leave a nice present in the litter box soon.

 

[Moral]

 

[BrianNole777]

Wow.

CSB.

 

[The Tradition]

 

[boxahawks]

I'd sell them to the nearest Chinese restaurant.

 

[Scruddy]

Imagine by surprise to learn that you have cats (plural) lol

 

[The Tradition]

Imagine by surprise to learn that you have cats (plural) lol

Nothing wrong with felines.

 

[millah_22]

something something pussy loves taking the sausage.

 

[ihawk in FWB]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

My father in law dropped some logs off last night. Sliced some up to have with crackers when the kids went to bed. Went down to the man cave and was set to relax. Deer sausage with cheese mixed in and the first piece was amazing. Get up to take a piss and come back and two of our cats are gobbling it up. Then one runs off with a piece.

Those little furry bastards inhaled two pieces and ran off with another. I’m sure they will leave a nice present in the litter box soon.

Did they wash it down with a good drink out of the toilet?

 

[Scruddy]

Nothing wrong with felines.

I have two. Leeroy and Jenkins. They're assholes.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Did they wash it down with a good drink out of the toilet?

They ran off with his beer and told him to suck it. Then told him we know who the real pussy is here.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

They ran off with his beer and told him to suck it. Then told him we know who the real pussy is here.

Must have been a Busch

 

[MitchLL]

Cats suck.

 

[bojihawk44]

I dropped a few Cheerios this morning and my dog ate them all. Little bastard.

Keep us updated, OP.

 

[denmar81]

Made 8 rolls years ago when living in a farm house. Set them outside to cool down and when I went to get them the cats chewed into half the rolls. I was tempted to eliminate every one of them. Owner had about 8 adult cats and a bunch of little ones in his outbuildings. I hate cats.

 

[NDallasRuss]

Cats: good
Deer sausage: good

Makes sense.

 

[IowaMeatMan]

 

[jonesy5960]

I dropped a few Cheerios this morning and my dog ate them all. Little bastard.

Keep us updated, OP.

Just think what a shithole you'd live in without your dog to pick up after you.

 

[stickman80]

My father in law dropped some logs off last night. Sliced some up to have with crackers when the kids went to bed. Went down to the man cave and was set to relax. Deer sausage with cheese mixed in and the first piece was amazing. Get up to take a piss and come back and two of our cats are gobbling it up. Then one runs off with a piece.

Those little furry bastards inhaled two pieces and ran off with another. I’m sure they will leave a nice present in the litter box soon.

Buddy of mine drops me off a log of very hot deer sausage every year at X-mas. Makes great pizza.

If the cats ever get into it I'd have the last laugh when I hear the howls of pain coming from the liter box.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Buddy of mine drops me off a log of very hot deer sausage every year at X-mas. Makes great pizza.

If the cats ever get into it I'd have the last laugh when I hear the howls of pain coming from the liter box.

I don’t know, the only human food my cat has ever gone after was a Cajun seafood pasta. I left it on the table to go use the restroom and when I came back, he had pulled a few noodles and a red pepper down onto the floor and was loving life. Six years, he had never done that even if I TRY to give him something.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

My first cat would regularly get pieces of my beef sticks. Not a surprise she stroked out at 10. But she had a happy life.

 

[stickman80]

I don’t know, the only human food my cat has ever gone after was a Cajun seafood pasta. I left it on the table to go use the restroom and when I came back, he had pulled a few noodles and a red pepper down onto the floor and was loving life. Six years, he had never done that even if I TRY to give him something.

Considering cats lick their ass.....eating something hot could start a never ending vicious cycle.

 

[bojihawk44]

Just think what a shithole you'd live in without your dog to pick up after you.

This is true. I'm sure our cleaning lady appreciates it as well.

 

[ThorneStockton]

 

[ICWestfan]

Cat sausage can be very delicious.

 

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

Imagine by surprise to learn that you have cats (plural) lol

Imagine my surprise that you think that’s a bad thing. Nothing about you comes off as anything more than a timid twerp.

 

[QuadCityHawkeye1976]

Did they wash it down with a good drink out of the toilet?

Thankfully they have never done that. At least when I’m around.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Thankfully they have never done that. At least when I’m around.

I have one cat that will if I don't keep the water bowl full. She was also a stray when I brought her in, so she lives a thug life.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Hang them.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Hang them.

Go try on a noose

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[Jimmy McGill]