Cool story Sloe...kids have a way to put it into perspective.
A guy that wrestled for my school down in Arizona took some ex lax to cut weight (remember, this was back in the late 80s) and was at a tourney in Yuma, Az. In his first match, he chose down in the second period...of course the guy slapped a tight waist on him...he was wearing a white singlet and...well you can guess the rest. The ref was like WTF...the guy he was wrestling jumped up and was like WTF...poor guy ran off the mat and hat to default. To his credit, he got back out there (it was a dual tourney) later on. Only time I ever heard of that.
Interesting fact...my asst coach down here in Az lost to Kerber 1-0 in high school in the state finals.