Did you ever catch your parents having sex?
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Good God man, what a way to get this started!!!!!!!! Was your grandma a moaner?
Yes, when I was a senior in HS. It's usually somethings I only talk to my therapists about.
No. They would have to of been pretty careless to get busted in our 42 room estate growing up.
As far as I'm concerned my parents havent engaged in coitus since my youngest brother was conceived. You can't tell me otherwise.
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No, but I did find a home video. I watched about 1.2 seconds of it before ejecting it and running from the room. Years later it turns out that each of my brothers and sisters had come across it as well and had about the same reaction.
No. But I did find a couple of my dad's Hustler magazines when I was in 7th grade, so that was all right.
My mom's second husband would bum marijuana from me to "loosen your mother up."
And my father's second wife used to shriek during sex so loud that the whole freaking neighborhood heard it.
All that was bad enough, thank you.
And my father's second wife used to shriek during sex so loud that the whole freaking neighborhood heard it.
All that was bad enough, thank you.
I dont know what sick things your parents are into but it sounds like they wanted you guys to find it.
Only 42 rooms? Didn't realize you grew up in a third world country. T's and P's bro
My buddy had us over one night for a sleep over when we were in 3rd grade. Well we thought we would be cool and drink mt dew and stay up all night playing Sega.
Well my buddies fell asleep and I had to piss so bad I walked up stairs to use the bathroom and what I heard once i got upstairs was disturbing. There was a lot of moaning, slapping noises, and some screaming. I assume his parents were deep into sex, but my god it was loud.
Regardless I went back downstairs and urinated in the drain the laundry room and tried to fall asleep.
Well my buddies fell asleep and I had to piss so bad I walked up stairs to use the bathroom and what I heard once i got upstairs was disturbing. There was a lot of moaning, slapping noises, and some screaming. I assume his parents were deep into sex, but my god it was loud.
Regardless I went back downstairs and urinated in the drain the laundry room and tried to fall asleep.
