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Discount my 14+ loss prediction about this team a few weeks ago at your own peril…

This team is dogshit. Same lack of athleticism and poor defense as every other year. Maybe it’s because our team looks more like a suburban Panera company picnic team than a big ten basketball team…EVERY DAMN YEAR!!!
Embarrassing program.
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This team is dogshit. Same lack of athleticism and poor defense as every other year. Maybe it’s because our team looks more like a suburban Panera company picnic team than a big ten basketball team…EVERY DAMN YEAR!!!
Embarrassing program.
I’m getting the stapler ready for this season as well.😆
 
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This team is dogshit. Same lack of athleticism and poor defense as every other year. Maybe it’s because our team looks more like a suburban Panera company picnic team than a big ten basketball team…EVERY DAMN YEAR!!!
Embarrassing program.
Without better NIL funds, what can be done?

It is what it is. Even before NIL, it’s clear Fran has always favored tall, lanky shooters who aren’t very athletic. I didn’t watch much Iowa basketball last year and I don’t plan to this year.

Hopefully Fran will move on after this year and Iowa can get a coach who can drum up excitement and maybe some more NIL funds.
 
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This team is dogshit. Same lack of athleticism and poor defense as every other year. Maybe it’s because our team looks more like a suburban Panera company picnic team than a big ten basketball team…EVERY DAMN YEAR!!!
Embarrassing program.
Extremely white baybay.
 
They'll be fun to watch on offense.

Infuriating to watch on defense.

Basically the inverse of the 2023 football team. (without the winning percentage)

17 or 18 win team.
 
It might be a tad early to evaluate this team. :rolleyes:

That being said, this team appears to be just another Fran team. Shoot well - win. Shoot poorly - lose.
 
Well, it didn't take long for Curtis Blow to come out from the cellar. One game in, maybe 2nd to 3rd best player hurt, Fran trying to figure out rotations, but Curtis is definitively damned the Hawkeyes for another season with the Panera Bread reference.
 
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