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do you always pick the handicapped stall when pooping??

Side story, would you ever take a crap if the toilet was in a locker room that didn’t have any walls around it? Up until about my Junior year of high school, our locker room had a toilet with no walls around it. Only one guy ever took a crap in there. My buddies and I still laugh about it today.
 
I'm a bigger guy. The only thing I don't like about the regular stalls is the door swings in on those and swings out on the handicap stall. I have to basically lean against the wall to make room for the door to open. I dont like that.

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This is the only acceptable answer.
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On a more serious note, I have to use a public restroom at work so I take whichever one looks the cleanest.

Side story, would you ever take a crap if the toilet was in a locker room that didn’t have any walls around it? Up until about my Junior year of high school, our locker room had a toilet with no walls around it. Only one guy ever took a crap in there. My buddies and I still laugh about it today.
Our high school had one restroom that had half walls for dividers and out in the metals building there were no dividers in that restroom. Hated it but sometimes you have to go right now and those were the closest options. I don’t miss those days
 
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I’m glad you guys brought this up because it saves me from having to make a whole thread about this incident at work. So with my position I took on a few years back, I have had a really nice bathroom that I shared with just down to four other co-workers this year. Well, this Fall we were notified that, because we have one person on our floor that requires ADA accommodations and it’s the only ADA compliant bathroom on that floor, the four of us have to go take our dumps in the restroom above which accommodates two wings totaling 20 people. It has to be available for this person at ALL times. Fuqqin’ Harkin! Has me like…
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So many memories in that restroom. Back in year 1 using it…
Our thoughts and prayers are with you during this dark and difficult time.
 
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The best place to poop is a hotel lobby. Don't go to a gas station. Go to a hotel, go into their lobby, and poop in a nice clean restroom. No one ever comes in either.
 
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I took the temperature in a porty-john in Baghdad in mid August. Couldn't sit on the seat without 3rd degree burns. It was up to 135 in there. No shit (pun intended)
 
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Could be a good thread topic. Worst place you ever took a shit.
I was trout fishing once in late November - was way out in woods - and had an ECB (emergency colon blow).

I had to sit bare-assed on a fallen tree and spray the snow below with a blast of diarrhea. Was not a peak experience. Had to wipe with snowy fallen leaves. That actually didn't feel too bad.
 
I was trout fishing once in late November - was way out in woods - and had an ECB (emergency colon blow).

I had to sit bare-assed on a fallen tree and spray the snow below with a blast of diarrhea. Was not a peak experience. Had to wipe with snowy fallen leaves. That actually didn't feel too bad.
That is better than the old bastard I saw in Kinnick taking a shit on gameday, with no door on the stall, with 100 dudes packed into the bathroom. That is rock bottom.
 
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That is better than the old bastard I saw in Kinnick taking a shit on gameday, with no door on the stall, with 100 dudes packed into the bathroom. That is rock bottom.

that's nothin'...


This one time
I saw this chick
and she was taking it ITB in the Metrodome bathrooms...

The dude kept groaning "Lois........Lois..........."
 

Almost like we need a Hawkeye Picture Book like Where's Waldo.

But, instead of finding Waldo in the candy-striped shirt and hat, you're scanning the stadiums and Big Ten towns for the place in the picture that says "handicapped restrooms"....
 
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