Wife had a snow day yesterday (she's a teacher here in Wisconsin...my ass is retired) today they had school so I drove in to Eau Claire to pick up some beer and wine (we were out of both) I headed to both Woodman's and Costco for bargain shit and on the way home I decided to take the back roads which was a mistake. I opened a Leinies and then realized the effing roads hadn't been plowed...the going was so slow I killed 4 beers by the time I got home. Next time I'll take the main roads.
Drinking and driving in bad weather
- Thread starter Guy Cabellero2
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Glad you didn't drink something shitty like spotted cow or I'd have wished you drove off the road.
Did you by any chance get pulled over in Iowa awhile back and pretend to be @Derekd3408 ?
Sure hope you bought at least 12 to start with
If you would have taken the main roads you would have to drink twice as fast. Not worth it in my opinion.
nothing like nursing a nice refreshing liene
I had a friend that drank those and would always tell me that whichever random flavor was fire. He would be like "Bro, you gotta try this banana berry blast Leinenkugel, shits fire AF."
Those were the days.
the first taste of summer shandy is so fire but then every taste after that tastes like my ex's pee
Since I quit drinking, I have noticed three things when I watch TV.
1. Everyone drinks.
2. They drink shitty beer.
3. They drink REALLY shitty whiskey.
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I had a friend from Green Bay who measured every road trip by how many beers he drank on the way.
“Yah Green Bay to Madison? That’s about a sixer-and-a-half. I can do a twelve plus two to Minneapolis.”
“Yah Green Bay to Madison? That’s about a sixer-and-a-half. I can do a twelve plus two to Minneapolis.”
I love it in Superbad when the two cops order 13 beers to go. McLovin didn't know what he was getting himself into.
Green Bay to Minneapolis would have been 18er back in the day if I was riding shotgun
Bad weather is the best time to drink and drive. Less cars on the road and almost no police.
I'm amazed that myself and my friends never got an OWI back when we were young on country roads. Dumb. But, were all still here. And we are much more responsible now.
You took the backroads in a Tesla? You live in Wisky donkey. Grow a pair and buy a 4x4.
Wonder how many beers this woman had before she passed it in her car in the middle of an intersection. Kinda cute though.
She registered a .15. I actually thought it would have been higher than that. I wonder if she smoked a little weed too or something.
My buddy and post-college roommate always swore you couldn’t get a DWI in Minnesota during a snowstorm.
