Dude finds an anaconda in his house

[Funky Bunch]

I can't tell which part is its head

 

[ANYCHawk]

 

[The Tradition]

That's nothing. You should see what I found in my pants!

~rimshot~

 

[naturalmwa]

That's nothing. You should see what I found in my pants!

~rimshot~

The rimshot is a critical part of the process.

 

[22*43*51]

That guy's weatherstripping sucks.

 

[HallofFame]

 

[The Tradition]

You Iowa-folk are wussies. Who hasn't had a large reptile in the house? It's like an everyday thing.

 

[gusto79]

I just jumped and yelled like a little girl when the snake struck at him. I don't think I've ever been so startled by a video. I hate snakes so god damn much.

 

[QChawks]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got bunz, hun.

 

[arrrrrghhhh!]

I just jumped and yelled like a little girl when the snake struck at him. I don't think I've ever been so startled by a video. I hate snakes so god damn much.

a whole bunch of THIS

 

[ping72]

Meh, it's not poisonous.

 

[lucas80]

I'm at a bit of a loss trying to figure out what language the guy is speaking. And, even with all the arm/hand tattoos as a reference I can't decide if he's white or Hispanic? It kind of sounded like he was Haitian.

 

[rchawk]

Sounds German. Anacondas aren't supposed to be in North America. Nature didn't intend for the snake to be here or there. So every person who brings that snake up here is a blithering, drooling idiot whose parents must be first cousins.

 

[ferentzin04]

Meh, it's not venomous.

FIFY.

And our Burmese Python strikes like that when she hasn't eaten in awhile. Not fun.

 

[HawktimusPrime]

I'm at a bit of a loss trying to figure out what language the guy is speaking. And, even with all the arm/hand tattoos as a reference I can't decide if he's white or Hispanic? It kind of sounded like he was Haitian.

Haitian

 

[The_Joker13]

Meh, it's not poisonous.

Yea....but it could swallow you whole sooooo

 

[belezabro]

Sounds like portuguese

 

[ICWestfan]

I just jumped and yelled like a little girl when the snake struck at him. I don't think I've ever been so startled by a video. I hate snakes so god damn much.

Me too, and snakes don't bother me.