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I will never achieve something this great in my life.
this guy is a big believer in the unwritten rules being followed
I don't want to dirty up any of the war related threads, and since this is hilarious, I'll post it here.
Assumption: he's a SFC/E7 (Ret).
Known: He completed ANCOC/SLC (Advanced NCO Course/Senior Leader Course). That 3 on the NCODP ribbon (3rd row down, far right), shows he was at least an E6(P).
Known: He was a dirt bag. An E7 and only received 1 ARCOM (Army Commendation Medal) and 1 AAM (Army Achievement Medal) (1st 2 ribbons on the top row, L/R)? I had both of those by the time I was a CPL (Corporal)
Known: He deployed 3 times but same as above...1 ARCOM/AAM? Dirt bag.
Known: Nine Line apparel...dirt bag
Known: Got his ribbon rack tattooed on his forearm with an ARCOM as his highest award? Dirt bag
Known: Dirt bag
Assumption: he's a SFC/E7 (Ret).
Known: He completed ANCOC/SLC (Advanced NCO Course/Senior Leader Course). That 3 on the NCODP ribbon (3rd row down, far right), shows he was at least an E6(P).
Known: He was a dirt bag. An E7 and only received 1 ARCOM (Army Commendation Medal) and 1 AAM (Army Achievement Medal) (1st 2 ribbons on the top row, L/R)? I had both of those by the time I was a CPL (Corporal)
Known: He deployed 3 times but same as above...1 ARCOM/AAM? Dirt bag.
Known: Nine Line apparel...dirt bag
Known: Got his ribbon rack tattooed on his forearm with an ARCOM as his highest award? Dirt bag
Known: Dirt bag
See, the biggest problem with Stolen Valor types is they always try to claim being a Ranger or SOF or the like. No one ever tries to get by with saying they were Power Generation Maintenance or Admin
I'm not going to look it up but I think I pepsied myself ITT with this now that I think about it.
