I've got Jason Aldean's next big Country Hit.
Title: I Don't Answer Questions
Verse 1:
Way down south at the border line
Two fellas stepped up, said "We're doin' fine."
With hats down low, shades just so,
Came to the checkpoint, puttin' on a show.
"Got any ID?" asked the woman in blue,
They shook their heads, "Not telling you."
"I don't answer questions," was their proud reply,
Not a smart move when you're tryin' to get by.
Chorus:
I don't answer questions, that's what they said,
Invoking amendments, got it all in their head.
Fifth and Sixth, they cried out loud,
But mixed up their rights, oh weren't they proud.
Played a game at the border, didn’t understand the rules,
F'd around and found out, oh weren’t they fools?
Verse 2:
The officer sighed, he'd seen it before,
Two jokers thinking they knew the law.
"Just need a name and where you've been,"
But they dug their heels in, fueled by their whim.
"Sir, we plead the Fifth, and the Sixth too!"
Misused their words, didn’t have a clue.
Too stubborn to just comply,
Their tempers flared, oh me, oh my.
Chorus:
I don't answer questions, that's what they said,
Invoking amendments, got it all in their head.
Fifth and Sixth, they cried out loud,
But mixed up their rights, oh weren't they proud.
Played a game at the border, didn’t understand the rules,
F'd around and found out, oh weren’t they fools?
Bridge:
Now sitting in a cell, wondering where they went wrong,
Their story's the same old tired song.
Should've been simple, just a few words to say,
But pride and folly led them astray.
Verse 3:
Finally a lawyer came, shook his head in dismay,
"Boys, oh boys, why'd you play it this way?
Fifth’s for silence, Sixth for your defense,"
They looked confused, it didn’t make sense.
Chorus:
I don't answer questions, that's what they said,
Invoking amendments, got it all in their head.
Fifth and Sixth, they cried out loud,
But mixed up their rights, oh weren't they proud.
Played a game at the border, didn’t understand the rules,
F'd around and found out, oh weren’t they fools?
Outro:
Next time at the border, they might just think twice,
Answer the questions, take some good advice.
"I don't answer questions," they'll leave it behind,
A lesson learned, in due time.
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