Fat people are harder to kidnap

[LuciousBDragon]

https://fox8.com/2020/01/27/fat-peo...e-pizza-shop-in-barberton-causes-controversy/

 

[Moral]

It's just math.

 

[The Tradition]

So, one person complained?

 

[Gonolz]

I disagree, fat people are very easy to lure and trap with tasty treats. Much easier than a physical struggle to carry them.

 

[IACub]

Jame Gumb didn’t think so.

 

[ThamesHawk]

So, one person complained?

Wanna bet he was a chubster?

 

[pink shizzle]

 

[Herkmeister]

It's just math.

Trust me, it’s a shit load more than math when you’re the fat bastard.

 

[Herkmeister]

I disagree, fat people are very easy to lure and trap with tasty treats. Much easier than a physical struggle to carry them.

True statement this.

 

[bojihawk44]

That's awesome. My brother and his o-line group in college had this put on a t-shirt back in the early 2000s. Miss those days.

 

[seminole97]

 

[Hawkeye_311]

They ain't lying. A forklift just doesn't have a getaway speed of a unmarked white kidnapper van.

 

[runkpanole]