Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants
Because I can see myself in your pants
Favorite pickup lines
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Can't wait to see HOBT's rizz.
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
What do you like for breakfast?
Good, you can make it for me in the morning, bitch.
Good, you can make it for me in the morning, bitch.
Can you be my pinkie toe so I can bang you on every piece of furniture in my house?
Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin.
You’re so pretty you should be on a Christmas card.
It’s from Elf, and yes, it worked more than once.
It’s from Elf, and yes, it worked more than once.
Best from reddit:
"You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
"Want to come over and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror?"
"You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
"Want to come over and watch porn on my flatscreen mirror?"
Wanna get some pizza and f**k?
What, you don’t like pizza?
What, you don’t like pizza?
Anything I won’t do on the first date is on the back of my business card.
There’s nothing there.
Well, there you have it.
There’s nothing there.
Well, there you have it.
I had a friend actually do the “naked man” way before it was on tv.
He never told us he did it but the girl that it didn’t work on told a few of us when she was a little drunk.
I’ve always wanted to ask him if this was a one and only thing or if it was a habit.
He never told us he did it but the girl that it didn’t work on told a few of us when she was a little drunk.
I’ve always wanted to ask him if this was a one and only thing or if it was a habit.
Me: You wanna have the best sex you’ve ever had?
Her: Ummm no.
Me: Then I’m your guy!
Her: Ummm no.
Me: Then I’m your guy!
Well, don't google "naked man."
To late, here's a surprise. It pulls up a bunch of naked men.
I have a friend who a long time ago at parties after drinking some, it probably didnt take much as he probably said this sober, but he would say to gals "Lick me where I pee", not sure if it ever worked for him or if he even wanted it to work.
He did eventually get married.
He did eventually get married.
One off of that is…that dress looks great on you but it would look better on the floor of my bedroom.
How I met your mother: season 4 episode 9. My friends escapades preceded the tv show.
Does cmhawk know you’re sharing pics of his old lady?!I'm sure she really enjoyed that nigiht.
A girl I knew in college slept with a guy who got naked and played the guitar. It worked. It sounded like a pity F, but it worked.
