Favorite pickup lines

[Rifler]

My buddy used to use “You may not know it by looking at me, but I used to be Mr. Coffee?..”

I can’t remember if it was an original or if you got it from somewhere.

So how long has your buddy had this attraction to retarded women?

 

[win4jj]

So how long has your buddy had this attraction to retarded women?

What does that mean?

 

[Rifler]

What does that mean?

Can't believe that line would work on anyone else...

 

[ThorneStockton]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.


Then you do some eyebrow movements and such

 

[jasonrann]

I've got a big dick, if you know what I mean.