So on the news I heard The Donald is inheriting a great economy. You're saying it not true?
I actually saw that on Fox News of all places. They are saying that only George HW Bush inherited a stronger economy. Breitbart has "debunked" it of course. Alternative facts do come in handy.
Well... time to fix this strong economy! Make 'murica great again! Save us!!
Translated Trump campaign promises:
We are going to increase the cost of goods by imposing a huge tariff on imports!
We are going to build a huge ass wall and I'm going to make you pay for it!
Brown people, women and Hollywood are the biggest threat to America! (huge crowd roar)
We are going to remove health care from 20+ million people! Repeal and figure it out later!
We are going to shift government spending to military! We will need it after I piss off everybody outside of Russia!
If elected, I vow to spend my time getting in childish twitter fights!
I will seek to silence all negative media coverage of me!
I am going to replace the 1st amendment with the 2nd amendment. (another huge crowd roar)
Only flattering pictures of me will be allowed!
America, you will not be ignored again! (except for the majority of you who disagree with almost everything I say and do; you don't count!)