First time in YEARS, I am choosing not to watch a game. Not wasting an evening watching this maggot infested anal wart of an offense!

curtisj57

All-Conference
Oct 21, 2008
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.
 

DirtyJohns97

HR Heisman
Oct 2, 2001
5,099
3,242
113
Does this mean that if I don’t watch the Iowa game that I have to go to a fall festival? Surely there are more choices!
 

BlIIlken2

HR MVP
Nov 23, 2021
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And you’ll be the first douche nozzle to post if Iowa wins the west about how proud you are.
 
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texas twister

HR Heisman
Jan 14, 2005
5,837
4,841
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I have to admit that this is about the lowest keyed up I have ever been for an Iowa game. I'll watch it on TV because I don't have a Fall Festival to attend (or anything else, it wouldn't take much to pull me away from the game). I feel sorry for the players busting their buns and not getting a fair shot and other contributing only to see the Kirk/Brian Keystone Cops show on offense.
 

natchrlman

HR All-American
Jul 10, 2003
4,791
8,447
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.
 

CleteyColgate

HR Heisman
Nov 12, 2012
7,000
9,241
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.

Will you at least listen to Gary and Ed?
 
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Floyd_Of_Rosedale

HR All-American
Nov 21, 2009
2,641
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.

Please elaborate.
 

NevadaHawk

HR Legend
Jul 2, 2001
11,470
10,189
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.
No one cares if you watch a game or not. Hope you enjoyed the festival.
 
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Chishawk1425

HR King
Nov 27, 2019
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.
Congratulations
 

mtown66

HR Heisman
Aug 15, 2006
6,821
1,038
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.
First, you didn't ''choose'' to attend a fall festival. You say that you hate f'n fall festivals. More likely your wife or your partner either made you go with them or you went to make sure they didn't run off. Maybe going to the fall festival was your punishment for using improper pronouns. Second, who, but a world class attention whore, would make such a declaration for all to see? Third, no one cares if you come back so don't bother making another announcement.
 

BVHawkeye

HR Legend
Jan 6, 2003
14,184
5,693
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.
I don’t think anyone missed you watching. Life seemed to go on!
 
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ellobo

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Jul 30, 2002
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wtf is a fall festival even 🤔
I'm curious as well as we don't have those where I'm from. Is it one of those things where you make a sacrifice to Zor the manbearpig God and drink pumpkin spice lattes? If so count me in...I look forward to the orgy!
 
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OutbackBowl2017

HR Heisman
Dec 4, 2016
9,740
14,753
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Who ever thought I would choose to attend a f’n fall festival over an Iowa football game. I hate f’n fall festivals but that summarizes the apathy I have towards this shit offense. It’s a disgrace. Not sure if I’ll tune in next week either.

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The Deplorable Sleeping Dog

HR Heisman
Gold Member
May 9, 2018
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****, you guys don't know how to fall festival. In Ottumwa, a rather earthy community, our festival opened the beer tent at 8 AM and closed at midnight. That's right, 16 hours of drinking ... in a tent ... in Ottumwa, where it usually rains in October.

That's how it rolls in the town that time forgot.