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Is dousing oneself in Diet Mt Dew commonplace in northwestern Indiana??

I’d call that pretty crazy.



As crazy as it is, I can see how she got the idea. I’ve actually used Diet Mountain Dew with a paper towel, in a pinch, to clean a desk on more than one occasion.

But my use case was limited to coffee stains and smudges, not washing away forensic evidence.
 
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Is this going to be the consolidate Florida (Wo)man thread? If so, here's two more.


Two Florida women are being accused by police of tossing a baby “like a toy” outside of a bar. Police say a witness was trying to videotape a truly disturbing incident in which the two women in thong bikinis were seen tossing a baby in the air. One woman was reportedly seen holding the baby upside down by the ankle. According to police, the little boy may have suffered a broken arm. Brianna Lafoe and Sierrah Newell were charged with child abuse and battery.

What does "thong bikinis" have to do with the story. ~signed @markfromj
 
Is this going to be the consolidate Florida (Wo)man thread? If so, here's two more.


Two Florida women are being accused by police of tossing a baby “like a toy” outside of a bar. Police say a witness was trying to videotape a truly disturbing incident in which the two women in thong bikinis were seen tossing a baby in the air. One woman was reportedly seen holding the baby upside down by the ankle. According to police, the little boy may have suffered a broken arm. Brianna Lafoe and Sierrah Newell were charged with child abuse and battery.

What does "thong bikinis" have to do with the story. ~signed @markfromj
I like that Sierrah's parents went bold with their spelling. I was hoping for a BreeAnna.
And, thongs make the story hot!
 
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Is this going to be the consolidate Florida (Wo)man thread? If so, here's two more.


Two Florida women are being accused by police of tossing a baby “like a toy” outside of a bar. Police say a witness was trying to videotape a truly disturbing incident in which the two women in thong bikinis were seen tossing a baby in the air. One woman was reportedly seen holding the baby upside down by the ankle. According to police, the little boy may have suffered a broken arm. Brianna Lafoe and Sierrah Newell were charged with child abuse and battery.

What does "thong bikinis" have to do with the story. ~signed @markfromj
Brianna and Sierrah. If those aren't two whiskey tango names, I don't know what are. Their mug shots confirm their white trashiness.
 
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Florida woman poured Diet Mountain Dew on her body to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: police​




A Volusia County woman suspected of killing her 79-year-old roommate allegedly doused herself in soda in an attempt to erase possible evidence on her body, according to an arrest affidavit.

She poured diet Mountain Dew all over her body when police told her they were going to collect her DNA as part of the investigation, authorities said.

Her DNA was later found on the handle of a bloody knife found lying next to the victim's body at the Daytona Beach home they shared, the affidavit stated.

Nichole Maks, 35, was booked into the Volusia County jail on Aug. 5 on charges of first-degree murder, tampering with evidence and resisting arrest with violence, jail records show.


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The Story of Ms. Maks
Regular Mountain Dew won't work. It has to be diet ;)
 
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Is this going to be the consolidate Florida (Wo)man thread? If so, here's two more.


Two Florida women are being accused by police of tossing a baby “like a toy” outside of a bar. Police say a witness was trying to videotape a truly disturbing incident in which the two women in thong bikinis were seen tossing a baby in the air. One woman was reportedly seen holding the baby upside down by the ankle. According to police, the little boy may have suffered a broken arm. Brianna Lafoe and Sierrah Newell were charged with child abuse and battery.

What does "thong bikinis" have to do with the story. ~signed @markfromj
Maybe they were extremely intoxicated and thought it was midget toss night? tic
 
What kind of psychopath bumps a thread like this months later?!?! HUH? I WANNA FVCKING KNOW!
 

Florida woman allegedly attacked 2 people at pool for doing 'inappropriate' stretches​


Florida deputies say that a woman allegedly attacked two people at a pool for doing stretches she thought were inappropriate.

Amanda Ferragamo, 41, was arrested in Sumter County, Florida, after the incident on early Sunday morning. A female victim told deputies she and the male victim were doing stretches when Ferragamo smacked and shoved them both.

"The female victim then stated that the defendant accused them both of doing inappropriate activities and began to shove her and smacked her across her face. The female victim has a red mark on her face indicating she was hit as well," the arrest affidavit states.
Deputies responded to the incident at 2:32 a.m.

Amanda Ferragamo smirks in a Florida booking picture


Amanda Ferragamo, 41, was arrested in Sumter County, Florida, after the incident on early Sunday morning. A female victim told deputies she and the male victim were doing stretches when Ferragamo smacked and shoved them both.

The male victim told a deputy, "She f---ing attacked us, she's pissed."

Deputies wrote in the affidavit that the female victim had a red mark on her face indicating she was hit.

According to FOX 35, the man and Ferragamo are connected in some way, which makes the incident domestic in nature.

Officials with the Sumter County Sheriff's Office didn't further explain their relationship.

Ferragamo was transported to the Sumter County Detention Center and charged with two counts of battery.
She was released Monday afternoon.
 
Florida Woman goes in the Casey's of Florida, takes a knife from the hoagie station and stabbed a man


Florida woman stabs man, threatens Wawa employees with knife she grabbed from deli: Police

 
Florida Woman goes in the Casey's of Florida, takes a knife from the hoagie station and stabbed a man


Florida woman stabs man, threatens Wawa employees with knife she grabbed from deli: Police

Looks like a methed out Gabbie Marshall.
 

Florida woman allegedly attacked 2 people at pool for doing 'inappropriate' stretches​


Florida deputies say that a woman allegedly attacked two people at a pool for doing stretches she thought were inappropriate.

Amanda Ferragamo, 41, was arrested in Sumter County, Florida, after the incident on early Sunday morning. A female victim told deputies she and the male victim were doing stretches when Ferragamo smacked and shoved them both.

"The female victim then stated that the defendant accused them both of doing inappropriate activities and began to shove her and smacked her across her face. The female victim has a red mark on her face indicating she was hit as well," the arrest affidavit states.
Deputies responded to the incident at 2:32 a.m.

Amanda Ferragamo smirks in a Florida booking picture


Amanda Ferragamo, 41, was arrested in Sumter County, Florida, after the incident on early Sunday morning. A female victim told deputies she and the male victim were doing stretches when Ferragamo smacked and shoved them both.

The male victim told a deputy, "She f---ing attacked us, she's pissed."

Deputies wrote in the affidavit that the female victim had a red mark on her face indicating she was hit.

According to FOX 35, the man and Ferragamo are connected in some way, which makes the incident domestic in nature.

Officials with the Sumter County Sheriff's Office didn't further explain their relationship.

Ferragamo was transported to the Sumter County Detention Center and charged with two counts of battery.
She was released Monday afternoon.
That's not a no.
 
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Florida Woman goes in the Casey's of Florida, takes a knife from the hoagie station and stabbed a man


Florida woman stabs man, threatens Wawa employees with knife she grabbed from deli: Police

We aren't any lesser in Iowa, buddy.

 
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Woman Caught Having Sex on Florida Pier Jumped into Ocean to Avoid Arrest: Cops

 
Her voice gives away the fact she is not from Florida. She clearly doesn’t understand easement laws. Her HOA can file all they want but the County has superior standing to prevail. They installed the infrastructure and it is for the benefit of all taxpayers.
I’m not certain this gal has the brains to understand this. But that’s her problem.
Oh, and her neighbors can and should sue her individually because she is causing harm to their property values and also their health by providing a breeding ground for mosquitoes.
Stupid people are everywhere. .
 

Florida woman poured Diet Mountain Dew on her body to erase DNA after killing roommate in Daytona Beach: police​




A Volusia County woman suspected of killing her 79-year-old roommate allegedly doused herself in soda in an attempt to erase possible evidence on her body, according to an arrest affidavit.

She poured diet Mountain Dew all over her body when police told her they were going to collect her DNA as part of the investigation, authorities said.

Her DNA was later found on the handle of a bloody knife found lying next to the victim's body at the Daytona Beach home they shared, the affidavit stated.

Nichole Maks, 35, was booked into the Volusia County jail on Aug. 5 on charges of first-degree murder, tampering with evidence and resisting arrest with violence, jail records show.


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The Story of Ms. Maks
So does Diet Mountain Dew really eliminate DNA evidence? If so they really should include that in their marketing efforts.
 
So does Diet Mountain Dew really eliminate DNA evidence? If so they really should include that in their marketing efforts.
I had one of my 9th graders tell me YEARS ago that Mountain Dew made black men impotent and it was a plot to eliminate them.
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I had one of my 9th graders tell me YEARS ago that Mountain Dew made black men impotent and it was a plot to eliminate them.
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That probably explains Pepsi's difficulties in making greater inroads with that product in the black male demographic.
 
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