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[Bank of Hawk]

Who?

Mike Jones

 

[Ghee Buttersnaps]

Ryan is their boogeyman and I don't think he ever actually existed at all.

Well NC existed, so when we say "Ryan" we're saying NC. We also mean pretty much any account created within that same 6-8 month window as Papa Ted, ED, Ricco, etc.

 

[IIowaFarmBoy]

Does Dean Vogs from HN live here?

 

[alaskanseminole]

DATS RIGHT HITMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! DA LITTLE FLICK AND DA TORBEE DON'T KNOW THAT THEY ARE RADICAL MARXIST LIB LOSAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY HANG OUT IN DA INTERSTATE BATHHOUSES AND SPREAD DA BUTT PIRATE DISEASES AND WORSHIP DA BERNIE AND DA SQUAD AND DA SLOW JOE AND DA BARRY HUSSEIN AND DA CHE GUEVARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE LIBTAHDS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A FOOKIN ALPHA DAWG LIKE ME AND DA HAWKEYE FOOKIN HITMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GET ALL DA CHICKS, CRUSH ICE COLD CANS OF SPRITE, OWN DA LIBS, AND FIGHT FOR IMPORTANT CAUSES LIKE DA CASSVILLE BRIDGE AND KEEPING FREEDOM FREE AS FOOKIN FREE IN SOUTHERN CLAYTON COUNTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Translation:
That's right, Hitman! The 'Little Flick' and 'Torbey' don’t realize they’re being radical Marxist liberals. They frequent questionable places, spread harmful ideologies, and idolize figures like Bernie, the Squad, 'Slow Joe,' 'Barry Hussein,' and Che Guevara. These so-called progressives have no clue what it means to be a true alpha like me and Hawkeye Hitman. We’re out here living the dream—winning at life, cracking open cold drinks, standing up for our beliefs, and championing causes like the Cassville Bridge while keeping freedom alive and well in Southern Clayton County!

Klingon Translation:
bIlugh, Hitman! chaH ‘e’ yajbe’ Little Flick torbee je — radikal Marxist lumpu’ chaH! chaH ghoS Qopqu’ Daqmey, rop leH, ‘ej ghaH qang Bernie, Squad, Slow Joe, Barry Hussein, Che Guevara, je! lum Ha'DIbaHmey chaH, ‘ej chaH yajbe’ tlhIngan QaQ mIp ‘ej ta’ qoHmey rur — Hitman Hawkeye Hochma’ rur! maH Hochbej maQuch qoj maHegh HoS, maH jeD ‘IH ghaH Sutlh, ‘ej maQap qaStaHvIS ngoy’ Daqmey yIn qun, Cassville Bridge vIqel, ngoy’ maQap Qo’ tlhIngan qa’ ngoy’!

Old English Translation:
That’s right, Hitman! The little Flick and Torbee knoweth not that they be radical Marxist knaves. They frequent foul places, spread pestilence, and worship such as Bernie, the Squad, Slow Joe, Barry Hussein, and Che Guevara. These liberal fools knoweth not what ’tis to be a true alpha like me and Hawkeye Hitman. We do gain the favour of fair maidens, quaff cold draughts of Sprite, lay low our foes, and fight for noble causes such as the Cassville Bridge and the keeping of freedom full free in southern Clayton County!

 

[LunchBox50]

Translation:
That's right, Hitman! The 'Little Flick' and 'Torbey' don’t realize they’re being radical Marxist liberals. They frequent questionable places, spread harmful ideologies, and idolize figures like Bernie, the Squad, 'Slow Joe,' 'Barry Hussein,' and Che Guevara. These so-called progressives have no clue what it means to be a true alpha like me and Hawkeye Hitman. We’re out here living the dream—winning at life, cracking open cold drinks, standing up for our beliefs, and championing causes like the Cassville Bridge while keeping freedom alive and well in Southern Clayton County!

Klingon Translation:
bIlugh, Hitman! chaH ‘e’ yajbe’ Little Flick torbee je — radikal Marxist lumpu’ chaH! chaH ghoS Qopqu’ Daqmey, rop leH, ‘ej ghaH qang Bernie, Squad, Slow Joe, Barry Hussein, Che Guevara, je! lum Ha'DIbaHmey chaH, ‘ej chaH yajbe’ tlhIngan QaQ mIp ‘ej ta’ qoHmey rur — Hitman Hawkeye Hochma’ rur! maH Hochbej maQuch qoj maHegh HoS, maH jeD ‘IH ghaH Sutlh, ‘ej maQap qaStaHvIS ngoy’ Daqmey yIn qun, Cassville Bridge vIqel, ngoy’ maQap Qo’ tlhIngan qa’ ngoy’!

Old English Translation:
That’s right, Hitman! The little Flick and Torbee knoweth not that they be radical Marxist knaves. They frequent foul places, spread pestilence, and worship such as Bernie, the Squad, Slow Joe, Barry Hussein, and Che Guevara. These liberal fools knoweth not what ’tis to be a true alpha like me and Hawkeye Hitman. We do gain the favour of fair maidens, quaff cold draughts of Sprite, lay low our foes, and fight for noble causes such as the Cassville Bridge and the keeping of freedom full free in southern Clayton County!

 

[ThorneStockton]

Translation:
That's right, Hitman! The 'Little Flick' and 'Torbey' don’t realize they’re being radical Marxist liberals. They frequent questionable places, spread harmful ideologies, and idolize figures like Bernie, the Squad, 'Slow Joe,' 'Barry Hussein,' and Che Guevara. These so-called progressives have no clue what it means to be a true alpha like me and Hawkeye Hitman. We’re out here living the dream—winning at life, cracking open cold drinks, standing up for our beliefs, and championing causes like the Cassville Bridge while keeping freedom alive and well in Southern Clayton County!

Klingon Translation:
bIlugh, Hitman! chaH ‘e’ yajbe’ Little Flick torbee je — radikal Marxist lumpu’ chaH! chaH ghoS Qopqu’ Daqmey, rop leH, ‘ej ghaH qang Bernie, Squad, Slow Joe, Barry Hussein, Che Guevara, je! lum Ha'DIbaHmey chaH, ‘ej chaH yajbe’ tlhIngan QaQ mIp ‘ej ta’ qoHmey rur — Hitman Hawkeye Hochma’ rur! maH Hochbej maQuch qoj maHegh HoS, maH jeD ‘IH ghaH Sutlh, ‘ej maQap qaStaHvIS ngoy’ Daqmey yIn qun, Cassville Bridge vIqel, ngoy’ maQap Qo’ tlhIngan qa’ ngoy’!

Old English Translation:
That’s right, Hitman! The little Flick and Torbee knoweth not that they be radical Marxist knaves. They frequent foul places, spread pestilence, and worship such as Bernie, the Squad, Slow Joe, Barry Hussein, and Che Guevara. These liberal fools knoweth not what ’tis to be a true alpha like me and Hawkeye Hitman. We do gain the favour of fair maidens, quaff cold draughts of Sprite, lay low our foes, and fight for noble causes such as the Cassville Bridge and the keeping of freedom full free in southern Clayton County!

They be radical Marxist knaves. Lol