Further confirmation that I would die on Day 1 of military service.......home security/squatting in the closet edition

[jellyfish10]

That's why I sent them to the stoner neighbors on the opposite side!

Edit - their names are Steve and Ann. They go by Stan. I don't give a shite, they're awesome people.

My name is not Steve. Love you brother and and hope you are well!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

OP needs a moat and some claymore mines

 

[FranklinHawk]

Hey Jason, if it gets really nasty I've heard these are very effective where multiple perps are involved. In this case I do think cleanup is pretty extensive though.

 

[thewop]

This. I feel like someone hears the sound of pumping a shotgun and they will run

This is my FIL's strategy. He has a shotgun by his bed, I don't even know if he has bullets near it, but his theory is all he'll need to do is make the noise and they'll scatter.

 

[RicoSuave102954]

This is my FIL's strategy. He has a shotgun by his bed, I don't even know if he has bullets near it, but his theory is all he'll need to do is make the noise and they'll scatter.

I'd rather depend on the sound of the splatter as the 00 buckshot puts them down.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Dylan Riaola has an amazingly punchable face.

Wrong thread, don't care.

 

[thewop]

Dylan Riaola has an amazingly punchable face.

Wrong thread, don't care.

Dylan Riaola could have been the perp. Might be right thread

 

[Doodads and Hoohah]

Interesting point you bring up here. She was talking like I was ordering a pizza, ok, stay on the line, what's the address, the garage code? How many do you see? I'm like how the fook should I know, that's why I called you!

It's all pertinent info for responding officers.