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But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
Genius or sacrilege?
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But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
I find cutting in squares tends to lead to better ‘Roni proportionally.
The above triggers some OCD
The above triggers some OCD
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I get it. I will cheat a cut a bit this way or that to spare toppings from the blade, but not to ^that^ ridiculous degree. I also use a rocker knife which wouldn't participate in that kind of nonsense anyway. The guy should just make the pizza a little more carefully. At that density of pepperoni I think he could have ended up with whole toppings and straighter cuts had he employed just a little more careful pepperoni placement.
The odds of the person cutting the pizza is a serial killer?
Approaching 100%.
Simultaneously Type A: Don’t want split pepperoni and Type Z: free form and non-uniform pizza slice shapes.
Cray cray.
I think this is a case of anti-NMDA receptor encephalitis.
That pizza looks awful. Like something they’d serve at a movie theater.
WTF? Does pepperoni change flavors if it’s cut? Do any toppings change flavors if they’re cut?
As a teen growing up in a dual income home, I honed this craft on a thousand Tombstones with a pre bake rearrangement of the ‘roni to ensure even distribution so as to avoid cutting the pepperoni, except for the guide placed dead center—and I didn’t have his dumb rectangular pieces.Initially I thought it was terrible.
But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
I really wanted to hate this, I did.
But my inner, chaotic non-conformist self kinda digs it.
But my inner, chaotic non-conformist self kinda digs it.
Any way you slice a cheap frozen pizza doesn't change the fact that it's crap frozen pizza that's crap.Initially I thought it was terrible.
But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
It's okay if it's just for one person. If sharing, that's WAF.Initially I thought it was terrible.
But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
Mental illness runs in families. Also, fatties do that in order to make sure nobody is getting more pepperoni than themInitially I thought it was terrible.
But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
Wait.. Doesn't everybody cut pepperoni pizza this way?Initially I thought it was terrible.
But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
☝🏻 has no one noticed the obvious inequitable distribution of pepperoni? Who decides who gets 5, 4, or 3 pieces. Surely it’s not first come first served, right?Initially I thought it was terrible.
But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
Is pepperoni that precious?Initially I thought it was terrible.
But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
I'm surprised there is not a fork sitting beside the pizza.Initially I thought it was terrible.
But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.
Dad ain't cutting up pieces of pepperoni, but he's sure as hell out there hacking up hookers.
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Correct,.. A properly prepared frozen pepperoni pizza presents itself with each of the pepperoni slices curled up into a little cup filled with greasy goodness...
I'm not really bothered with his whole process, but this particular cut does upset me.
The man had standards—a five (5) pepperoni per slice maximum is strictly enforced.I'm not really bothered with his whole process, but this particular cut does upset me.
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