Genius or sacrilege?

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

You are bad at counting. And seeing.

you see a slice with more than 5 slices of pepperoni?

 

[ThorneStockton]

I'm still puzzled about why you'd want to avoid a cut/partial pepperoni in the first place?

 

[jasonrann]

 

[Rifler]

I'm still puzzled about why you'd want to avoid a cut/partial pepperoni in the first place?

thank you.

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

I'm still puzzled about why you'd want to avoid a cut/partial pepperoni in the first place?

Boredom and amusement form OCD like quirks

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

 

[torbee]

you see a slice with more than 5 slices of pepperoni?

Misread maximum as minimum, my bad.

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

☝🏻 has no one noticed the obvious inequitable distribution of pepperoni? Who decides who gets 5, 4, or 3 pieces. Surely it’s not first come first served, right?

Did not have you pegged as a socialist. But you do you, comrade.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Did not have you pegged as a socialist. But you do you, comrade.

It was a rhetorical question, heavily peppered with obvious sarcasm, dumbshit.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

That pizza looks awful. Like something they’d serve at a movie theater.

I was going to say a school cafeteria, but it isn't rectangular.

 

[The Tradition]

I get it. I will cheat a cut a bit this way or that to spare toppings from the blade, but not to ^that^ ridiculous degree. I also use a rocker knife which wouldn't participate in that kind of nonsense anyway. The guy should just make the pizza a little more carefully. At that density of pepperoni I think he could have ended up with whole toppings and straighter cuts had he employed just a little more careful pepperoni placement.

Now this is real genius

 

[lucas80]

Initially I thought it was terrible.

But the more I think about it, I’d be willing to at least give it a try.

I just had a Screamin' Sicilian, with extra pepperoni. What does your dad do, then? Go all OCD and rearrange the slices of pepperoni to create clean cutting lines with no overlap? Take some slices off and toss them in the trash?

 

[noleclone2]

If you spin it fast enough, you can hypnotize people.