Genius or sacrilege?

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

You are bad at counting. And seeing.

you see a slice with more than 5 slices of pepperoni?

 

[ThorneStockton]

I'm still puzzled about why you'd want to avoid a cut/partial pepperoni in the first place?

 

[jasonrann]

 

[Rifler]

I'm still puzzled about why you'd want to avoid a cut/partial pepperoni in the first place?

thank you.

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

I'm still puzzled about why you'd want to avoid a cut/partial pepperoni in the first place?

Boredom and amusement form OCD like quirks

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

 

[torbee]

you see a slice with more than 5 slices of pepperoni?

Misread maximum as minimum, my bad.

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

☝🏻 has no one noticed the obvious inequitable distribution of pepperoni? Who decides who gets 5, 4, or 3 pieces. Surely it’s not first come first served, right?

Did not have you pegged as a socialist. But you do you, comrade.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Did not have you pegged as a socialist. But you do you, comrade.

It was a rhetorical question, heavily peppered with obvious sarcasm, dumbshit.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

That pizza looks awful. Like something they’d serve at a movie theater.

I was going to say a school cafeteria, but it isn't rectangular.

 

[The Tradition]

I get it. I will cheat a cut a bit this way or that to spare toppings from the blade, but not to ^that^ ridiculous degree. I also use a rocker knife which wouldn't participate in that kind of nonsense anyway. The guy should just make the pizza a little more carefully. At that density of pepperoni I think he could have ended up with whole toppings and straighter cuts had he employed just a little more careful pepperoni placement.

Now this is real genius