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Goddamnit Donut!

BelemNole

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Mar 29, 2002
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Anyone reading/listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl?
Some of the most entertaining reads I've had in years. Especially if you've ever played any sort of RPGs.
 
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It's a series of books that read sort of like a DnD game or if you've played a RPG (role player game) on your xbox, like Skyrim or Red Dead Redemption. A lot of the jokes are based on the rules of RPGs so those who have played them will find it extra amusing, but the writing is juvenile enough that HORT would probably like it. For example:
“You attacked and caused damage to a mob that is more than 75 levels above your own. The fact that you’re reading this suggests you’re the luckiest ****er in the dungeon. Just remember, luck goes both ways, like your mom. Reward: You’ve received a Platinum Lucky Bastard Box!”

or “about as likely as a cheerleader from West Virginia reaching her 18th birthday as a virgin.”
 
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