Guys in their late 40’s, 50’s and 60’s, do you ever think back..

[Chuck C]

and say to yourself, What was I thinking? I should have nailed them all. When you’re a kid in his late teens, early 20’s you think some girls were a little plumper not that good looking, looking back now you think, hell that’s about perfect. Sure she’s probably a wildebeest now, but not at that time.

All the milf action that was available in my early twenties I stupidly thought, she’s old and has a kid, I don’t want that. Looking back I should have pounded it out and ate her kid’s Captain Crunch the next morning.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

I did nail a chubby one where my friends questioned my sanity. No regrets. Best BJs that I ever got.

 

[WSC72]

I will be in the super minority most likely. But I will say I wish I would have been more virtuous in my youth.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

All the fvcking time.

My son is getting to that age and I don’t know how I can subtly tell him to not make my same mistakes. He’s dumped girls I was like WTF dude, you’re going to regret that later.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I was too afraid of STDs. Came of age in the early days of the AIDS epidemic and if you remember that really freaked everyone out.

 

[ping72]

Whether it was my 20s or my 40s… it’s always been OP’s mom.

 

[baddog25]

not into fat girls but like a bit of flesh to have some fun. JMO

 

[SolarHawk]

High school I was super shy. Had 1 girlfriend. Once I hit college and started to party with the coeds, I found my stride. Age 21-26 I went ham on chasing tail. I was out partying with one goal, take a girl home. Banged some hotties, a lot of 7’s, and a few fatties. I think we all have regrets when it comes to women, and boy do I, but I also lived it up in my prime, so I’m quite satisfied. CSB MCLOVIN I KNOW!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I had my fair share back in the day. But I truly believe it could have been multiplied 10 fold if I was more confident.

That being said, I don't think I regret it for the reasons listed above. Most importantly (more than STD) was I never fathered of a child biologically.

I guess it is my former life of doing family law. Best thing that has happened to me is not have that burden. Sure, it would be cool to be a biological dad. But I still believe people should have fewer kids. It is not fair for the morons to be the procreators. Lots of good parents out there, but a ton of bad parents

 

[TheCainer]

I have nothing to blame but my Catholic upbringing.

jfc

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I have nothing to blame but my Catholic upbringing.

jfc

I found Catholic gals to be the biggest put outs.

 

[TheCainer]

I found Catholic gals to be the biggest put outs.

It figures.😠

I guess Protestant girls were the easiest.

😋

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I found Catholic gals to be the biggest put outs.

Come out Virginia. Don’t let me wait.

 

[noleclone2]

So the prime years ages 16-26 of my life we 1988-1998. I had a good run, definitely some happy happy fun time once I got into college and beyond.

But what I think now is that would be but a drop in a bucket to what I could have had if ages 16-26 were 2014-2024 due to smart phones and the Internet.

The ease to slyly flirt privately with any cute girl you came across if you got her number and see if reciprocated would have opened up so much more doors than having a few minutes in a class or a bar or a work place for that type of thing publicly and spontaneously. And of course the hook up sites as well.

 

[Hawkeyenuts66]

One you turn down is one you will never make up.

 

[cfbfan23]

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

So the prime years ages 16-26 of my life we 1988-1998. I had a good run, definitely some happy happy fun time once I got into college and beyond.

But what I think now is that would be but a drop in a bucket to what I could have had if ages 16-26 were 2014-2024 due to smart phones and the Internet.

The ease to slyly flirt privately with any cute girl you came across if you got her number and see if reciprocated would have opened up so much more doors than having a few minutes in a class or a bar or a work place for that type of thing publicly and spontaneously. And of course the hook up sites as well.

Exactky.

Shit, if I wanted to talk to a girl back in the day, I had to make her a mix tape …

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I have always been more of a see the ball, hit the ball, kind of guy. It's been a fun ride.

 

[McLovin32]

High school I was super shy. Had 1 girlfriend. Once I hit college and started to party with the coeds, I found my stride. Age 21-26 I went ham on chasing tail. I was out partying with one goal, take a girl home. Banged some hotties, a lot of 7’s, and a few fatties. I think we all have regrets when it comes to women, and boy do I, but I also lived it up in my prime, so I’m quite satisfied. CSB MCLOVIN I KNOW!

CSB

 

[Tenacious E]

and say to yourself, What was I thinking? I should have nailed them all. When you’re a kid in his late teens, early 20’s you think some girls were a little plumper not that good looking, looking back now you think, hell that’s about perfect. Sure she’s probably a wildebeest now, but not at that time.

All the milf action that was available in my early twenties I stupidly thought, she’s old and has a kid, I don’t want that. Looking back I should have pounded it out and ate her kid’s Captain Crunch the next morning.

I’ve had a good ride. Married right out of college but had some experiences first. My sophomore son is blowing his opportunities though. He should be knee deep in girls at Iowa but has zero game. Good looking kid but zero game. And this is coming from someone who had only a little game but still played the game.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Exactky.

Shit, if I wanted to talk to a girl back in the day, I had to make her a mix tape …

Can honestly say that I never failed to get laid with mix tape methodology

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I’ve had a good ride. Married right out of college but had some experiences first. My sophomore son is blowing his opportunities though. He should be knee deep in girls at Iowa but has zero game. Good looking kid but zero game. And this is coming from someone who had only a little game but still played the game.

Yes, formative years for him. Needs to take advantage

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Can honestly say that I never failed to get laid with mix tape methodology

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Underrated Cusak movie.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Youth and college years was about finding the hot sluts or girls that liked to put out. Had plenty of that then decided to find the marrying kind. Mission accomplished. Plenty of sex now but no freaky stuff like the younger years. Only a few I passed on that I now say to myself, what was I thinking. Still like to look at all the younger beauties that are scantily clad now and think to myself, I’d tear that shiat up. And still get a lot of looks back due to working out and being fit at 50. Life is good.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Underrated Cusak movie.

The only regret I have from attending NFL draft in KC was not going up Cusak at his meet and greet. He was literally within feet of me. Didn't want to be 'that guy'. But I have a ton of questions about High Fidelity. Great film.

 

[ericram]

and say to yourself, What was I thinking? I should have nailed them all. When you’re a kid in his late teens, early 20’s you think some girls were a little plumper not that good looking, looking back now you think, hell that’s about perfect. Sure she’s probably a wildebeest now, but not at that time.

All the milf action that was available in my early twenties I stupidly thought, she’s old and has a kid, I don’t want that. Looking back I should have pounded it out and ate her kid’s Captain Crunch the next morning.

No I my late 50s yet, but I have to say the slightly chubby ones had to work harder and were some of the best I have had.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

No I my late 50s yet, but I have to say the slightly chubby ones had to work harder and were some of the best I have had.

Freakiest / most fun nail job was a slightly chubby. Talked dirty. I mean really dirty.

 

[beanerhawk]

I will be in the super minority most likely. But I will say I wish I would have been more virtuous in my youth.

You equate single people hooking up in their 20's to low moral standards? I find that interesting.

 

[QChawks]

 

[TarponSpringsNole]

Too many to actually count. Hundreds. Turned down the same amount.

STD’s ✅
Ménage ✅
Running a train✅
Super freaky stuff ✅
Exhibitionism✅

Never really had to work for it, and I did it because I thought that’s what was expected of me. Feel kind of bad about some of it, but I’ve obviously moved on to different freaky shit. lol.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

Gayest thread in the history of gay threads!! A bunch of shut-ins who can't get laid now, reminiscing at 0300 how they couldn't get laid back when they were.......shut-ins! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Too many to actually count. Hundreds. Turned down the same amount.

STD’s ✅
Ménage ✅
Running a train✅
Super freaky stuff ✅
Exhibitionism✅

Never really had to work for it, and I did it because I thought that’s what was expected of me. Feel kind of bad about some of it, but I’ve obviously moved on to different freaky shit. lol.

I have a feeling that you are the life every party you attend. I'm not kidding.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

I have a feeling that you are the life every party you attend. I'm not kidding.

Life of or semen receptacle/spit toon?

 

[ericram]

Freakiest / most fun nail job was a slightly chubby. Talked dirty. I mean really dirty.

Agreed. The really great looking ones were terrible in bed. The slightly chubby ones were the kinkiest.

 

[WSC72]

You equate single people hooking up in their 20's to low moral standards? I find that interesting.

I was just speaking on behalf of myself, I have more than enough planks in my eye that I have no right to judge the actions of others. Everyone has a story, that's mine.

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

and say to yourself, What was I thinking? I should have nailed them all. When you’re a kid in his late teens, early 20’s you think some girls were a little plumper not that good looking, looking back now you think, hell that’s about perfect. Sure she’s probably a wildebeest now, but not at that time.

All the milf action that was available in my early twenties I stupidly thought, she’s old and has a kid, I don’t want that. Looking back I should have pounded it out and ate her kid’s Captain Crunch the next morning.

Dear Penthouse Forum

 

[h-hawk]

I waiting until I hit one of those swinging retirement communities!

 

[beanerhawk]

Agreed. The really great looking ones were terrible in bed. The slightly chubby ones were the kinkiest.

There were a few smoke shows that were really good in the sack, but in my experience that came with a case of the cra cra also. Smoking hot, great in bed and not crazy is pretty much a unicorn.

 

[ericram]

There were a few smoke shows that were really good in the sack, but in my experience that came with a case of the cra cra also. Smoking hot, great in bed and not crazy is pretty much a unicorn.

Crazy Hot Scale kicks in there. Agreed on all points.