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I'm in Cedar Rapids for the weekend and saw a Happy Joe's Pizza place down the road. I've heard of it's greatness, second only to Casey's pizza, and need a few questions answered.

What should I order?

Do they deliver?

I've heard tales of Happy Joe's taco pizza. Is that the way to go?
 
Happy Joe's in Dubuque is the best 1 and it ain't even close..

I'm in Cedar Rapids for the weekend and saw a Happy Joe's Pizza place down the road. I've heard of it's greatness, second only to Casey's pizza, and need a few questions answered.

What should I order?

Do they deliver?

I've heard tales of Happy Joe's taco pizza. Is that the way to go?
 
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OK guys, there are like 4 types of taco pizza. The Matador and a few others. Taco Supreme?
 
I'm a huge fan of the Nacho. Just like a taco but nacho cheese for sauce.

The other popular one there is Canadian bacon and sauerkraut.... gross

If you deliver or pickup taco I recommend getting the lettuce on the side otherwise it gets gross (especially in the warming bag).

Definitely advise Zoeys though. Best pizza I've ever had
 
Order from Zoey's in Marion. Pick it up if you really want pizza ASAP. Get one of their Chicago deep dish imitations.
 
Happy Joe's is the same stuff you get at Pizza Ranch and Paul Revere's. Sloppy white-flour crust and canned toppings. Zoey's puts in a little more effort (well worth the price).
 
I grew up in the Quad Cities and have lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa City and Coralville. I found the Happy Joe's in Cedar Rapids to be, by far, the worst. I am guessing CR is a franchisee....vs. in QC where I believe they are company stores.
 
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OiT, where was the Happy Joe’s in Ottumwa? I remember going there as a kid, but I don’t remember where it was.
 
Finally, a subject I can help with. Happy Joe's are (today) a shadow of what they once were. You may get lucky, but........

First off I don't know of any that make their own fresh dough anymore. And that was the secret to their pizza back in the day. Now, maybe some still do...if I was going to go to a Happy Joes these days expecting FANTASTIC pizza, I'd call ahead and ask if they make the dough. The second question I'd ask is which days they make it, and I'd make sure to stop in on that day and ask for a fresh "skin".

You'd be shocked the difference one day makes in pizza dough. And the same with their pizza sauce. It does come from a can, spices are added to it upon opening. And if it sits in a cooler to long it gets stale. One day is all it takes. So you want FRESH sauce.

If you can get those two things, you are in great shape. Yes, the sausage and everything right down to the mushrooms comes in bags or cans...but honestly I think it's a matter of taste. I think canned mushrooms on pizza are far better than fresh anyway.

If you are wondering, I worked at a Happy Joes way back when they started the chain in the 1970's. I used to be one of the guys that went in at four in the morning to make the dough. Then I'd be back at night making pizzas. And dang they were good! But like any pizza it's a matter of taste.

My favorite of all time is still Paglia's, in Iowa City. There is also a totally unrelated Paglia's in Charleston, Illinois...they might as well be a Pizza Hut. :(
Monical's, don't know if the chain is out of Illinois yet, is up there.

By the way, last I checked a Happy Joe's franchise was around $400,000 to get started. Anyone wants a consultant I'm available and I'll toss in my secret for making the dough even better than their recipe. ;) I'm sure I'd have caught heII if they had known what I was putting in it.
 
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Agreed on Happy Joe's Canadian bacon. Better than taco but they're taco pizza is good, too.
 
OiT, where was the Happy Joe’s in Ottumwa? I remember going there as a kid, but I don’t remember where it was.
it was on church street right when you crossed the market st bridge and went past the tennis courts and the holiday inn and rounded the corner and fareway was on your left and happy joes on your right. before taco johns. but then it closed a while. and was some other restaurant. or a real estate office or something. then it went back in after like a decade of not being there.
 
Finally, a subject I can help with. Happy Joe's are (today) a shadow of what they once were. You may get lucky, but........

First off I don't know of any that make their own fresh dough anymore. And that was the secret to their pizza back in the day. Now, maybe some still do...if I was going to go to a Happy Joes these days expecting FANTASTIC pizza, I'd call ahead and ask if they make the dough. The second question I'd ask is which days they make it, and I'd make sure to stop in on that day and ask for a fresh "skin".

You'd be shocked the difference one day makes in pizza dough. And the same with their pizza sauce. It does come from a can, spices are added to it upon opening. And if it sits in a cooler to long it gets stale. One day is all it takes. So you want FRESH sauce.

If you can get those two things, you are in great shape. Yes, the sausage and everything right down to the mushrooms comes in bags or cans...but honestly I think it's a matter of taste. I think canned mushrooms on pizza are far better than fresh anyway.

If you are wondering, I worked at a Happy Joes way back when they started the chain in the 1970's. I used to be one of the guys that went in at four in the morning to make the dough. Then I'd be back at night making pizzas. And dang they were good! But like any pizza it's a matter of taste.

My favorite of all time is still Paglia's, in Iowa City. There is also a totally unrelated Paglia's in Charleston, Illinois...they might as well be a Pizza Hut. :(
Monical's, don't know if the chain is out of Illinois yet, is up there.

By the way, last I checked a Happy Joe's franchise was around $400,000 to get started. Anyone wants a consultant I'm available and I'll toss in my secret for making the dough even better than their recipe. ;) I'm sure I'd have caught heII if they had known what I was putting in it.

I have had Happy Joe's more than any other type of pizza, and in Davenport, their crust seems to be the same as it's always been.
 
Finally, a subject I can help with. Happy Joe's are (today) a shadow of what they once were. You may get lucky, but........

First off I don't know of any that make their own fresh dough anymore. And that was the secret to their pizza back in the day. Now, maybe some still do...if I was going to go to a Happy Joes these days expecting FANTASTIC pizza, I'd call ahead and ask if they make the dough. The second question I'd ask is which days they make it, and I'd make sure to stop in on that day and ask for a fresh "skin".

You'd be shocked the difference one day makes in pizza dough. And the same with their pizza sauce. It does come from a can, spices are added to it upon opening. And if it sits in a cooler to long it gets stale. One day is all it takes. So you want FRESH sauce.

If you can get those two things, you are in great shape. Yes, the sausage and everything right down to the mushrooms comes in bags or cans...but honestly I think it's a matter of taste. I think canned mushrooms on pizza are far better than fresh anyway.

If you are wondering, I worked at a Happy Joes way back when they started the chain in the 1970's. I used to be one of the guys that went in at four in the morning to make the dough. Then I'd be back at night making pizzas. And dang they were good! But like any pizza it's a matter of taste.

My favorite of all time is still Paglia's, in Iowa City. There is also a totally unrelated Paglia's in Charleston, Illinois...they might as well be a Pizza Hut. :(
Monical's, don't know if the chain is out of Illinois yet, is up there.

By the way, last I checked a Happy Joe's franchise was around $400,000 to get started. Anyone wants a consultant I'm available and I'll toss in my secret for making the dough even better than their recipe. ;) I'm sure I'd have caught heII if they had known what I was putting in it.


Dan, I believe in Paglais in Charleston and Dekalb IL, all originated from the same family. The pizzas are similar but not exactly the same. The one in Grinnell I believe is more related to the IC one.

Happy Joes is pretty good pizza. What I remember are the birthday parties as a kid though. I don't get there much
 
Finally, a subject I can help with. Happy Joe's are (today) a shadow of what they once were. You may get lucky, but........

First off I don't know of any that make their own fresh dough anymore. And that was the secret to their pizza back in the day. Now, maybe some still do...if I was going to go to a Happy Joes these days expecting FANTASTIC pizza, I'd call ahead and ask if they make the dough. The second question I'd ask is which days they make it, and I'd make sure to stop in on that day and ask for a fresh "skin".

You'd be shocked the difference one day makes in pizza dough. And the same with their pizza sauce. It does come from a can, spices are added to it upon opening. And if it sits in a cooler to long it gets stale. One day is all it takes. So you want FRESH sauce.

If you can get those two things, you are in great shape. Yes, the sausage and everything right down to the mushrooms comes in bags or cans...but honestly I think it's a matter of taste. I think canned mushrooms on pizza are far better than fresh anyway.

If you are wondering, I worked at a Happy Joes way back when they started the chain in the 1970's. I used to be one of the guys that went in at four in the morning to make the dough. Then I'd be back at night making pizzas. And dang they were good! But like any pizza it's a matter of taste.

My favorite of all time is still Paglia's, in Iowa City. There is also a totally unrelated Paglia's in Charleston, Illinois...they might as well be a Pizza Hut. :(
Monical's, don't know if the chain is out of Illinois yet, is up there.

By the way, last I checked a Happy Joe's franchise was around $400,000 to get started. Anyone wants a consultant I'm available and I'll toss in my secret for making the dough even better than their recipe. ;) I'm sure I'd have caught heII if they had known what I was putting in it.
 
Finally, a subject I can help with. Happy Joe's are (today) a shadow of what they once were. You may get lucky, but........

First off I don't know of any that make their own fresh dough anymore. And that was the secret to their pizza back in the day. Now, maybe some still do...if I was going to go to a Happy Joes these days expecting FANTASTIC pizza, I'd call ahead and ask if they make the dough. The second question I'd ask is which days they make it, and I'd make sure to stop in on that day and ask for a fresh "skin".

You'd be shocked the difference one day makes in pizza dough. And the same with their pizza sauce. It does come from a can, spices are added to it upon opening. And if it sits in a cooler to long it gets stale. One day is all it takes. So you want FRESH sauce.

If you can get those two things, you are in great shape. Yes, the sausage and everything right down to the mushrooms comes in bags or cans...but honestly I think it's a matter of taste. I think canned mushrooms on pizza are far better than fresh anyway.

If you are wondering, I worked at a Happy Joes way back when they started the chain in the 1970's. I used to be one of the guys that went in at four in the morning to make the dough. Then I'd be back at night making pizzas. And dang they were good! But like any pizza it's a matter of taste.

My favorite of all time is still Paglia's, in Iowa City. There is also a totally unrelated Paglia's in Charleston, Illinois...they might as well be a Pizza Hut. :(
Monical's, don't know if the chain is out of Illinois yet, is up there.

By the way, last I checked a Happy Joe's franchise was around $400,000 to get started. Anyone wants a consultant I'm available and I'll toss in my secret for making the dough even better than their recipe. ;) I'm sure I'd have caught heII if they had known what I was putting in it.


So, Dan, how does a guy make some bomb pizza dough? Hook up hrot with a recipe.
 
Like any chain pizza...it's all in the store you order from and whether you get it right out of the oven or not.

It's really hard to not enjoy even Domino's or Pizza Hut when it's right out of the oven and made correct to specs.

It's much more likely to order a pie from a store you've never gotten it from and get it delivered a half hour after it left the oven and detest it greatly.
 
So, Dan, how does a guy make some bomb pizza dough? Hook up hrot with a recipe.

Alright....instead of water in the batter............beer. Never leave a high school kid in charge of making the dough at 4 in the morning!!! :) But Holy Cow it really did turn out great! I don't know if we really invented it and I highly doubt we did but it was definitely not the way we were supposed to make it.

We were trying everything. Beer Ice Cream Floats. Pizza Beer Sauce. Beer and Beer in mugs.
 
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