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Hardest US state to invade?
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And Tallahassee was the only Confederate state Capitol never occupied by the Union Army.
Many of us never got on the "big butt" train. Still don't see the attraction in it.
I'm going to go off the board here and go with... Maine.
1. Extremely rugged, jagged, and long coastline makes maritime efforts difficult.
2. Extremely rugged interior with minimal transportation infrastructure make supply logistics difficult.
3. Seasonal weather patterns provide short windows of dry-land opportunity.
4. Western border with "live free or die" New Hampshire provides a buffer.
5. Northern border has Quebecois, who are much more contemptible and worthy of invasion/occupation, if for no other reason than to eradicate the french language from the continent.
6. People inland like to hunt.
7. Lots of ticks.
1. Extremely rugged, jagged, and long coastline makes maritime efforts difficult.
2. Extremely rugged interior with minimal transportation infrastructure make supply logistics difficult.
3. Seasonal weather patterns provide short windows of dry-land opportunity.
4. Western border with "live free or die" New Hampshire provides a buffer.
5. Northern border has Quebecois, who are much more contemptible and worthy of invasion/occupation, if for no other reason than to eradicate the french language from the continent.
6. People inland like to hunt.
7. Lots of ticks.
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I'll take "cities with little to no strategic value for $100 Alex"...
The way people talk on these boards the mere thought of having to go near Chicago will terrify them to the point of just skipping the whole invasion thing altogether.
Yeah probably but that would just enrage him and he'd need a target for this anger.
You might line up more than one Confederate capitol like that, actually.
Colorado
Mountains, deserts, the worst criminals in the country, NORAD, militias, deep mines, long range shooters, the Killdozer, Mormons, F-22 Raptors, a bunch of mountain airports, Casa Bonita, Kenyan distance runners, Lauren Boebert, active serial killers, Mexican cartels, dudes from Grand Junction doing walkabouts on Tik Tok, Coach Prime, Space Force, etc.
Mountains, deserts, the worst criminals in the country, NORAD, militias, deep mines, long range shooters, the Killdozer, Mormons, F-22 Raptors, a bunch of mountain airports, Casa Bonita, Kenyan distance runners, Lauren Boebert, active serial killers, Mexican cartels, dudes from Grand Junction doing walkabouts on Tik Tok, Coach Prime, Space Force, etc.
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Bottom right, though, is not Florida man. It is Trailer Park Canada man.
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At least it would be easy for the invaders to identify the locals.
Pull their shoes and look for 12 toes.
Pretty much all states have vulnerable sections, so I'd concentrate on protecting specific areas:
Rugged and mountainous parts of Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Utah, and Wyoming
Idaho Panhandle - lots of gun toting militia types
UP of Michigan - limited border to protect
South Florida - swamps + Florida man
Pretty much all of Alaska - lots of coastline and border with Canada, but also endless rugged terrain
Rugged and mountainous parts of Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Utah, and Wyoming
Idaho Panhandle - lots of gun toting militia types
UP of Michigan - limited border to protect
South Florida - swamps + Florida man
Pretty much all of Alaska - lots of coastline and border with Canada, but also endless rugged terrain
I can’t speak to Denver but in the sticks they really really really like their guns. Earlier this evening I was up our hill taking sunset photos and it sounded like the gravy seals were prepping for the invasion.
Sure, but the contact high in Colorado could throw a wrench in things. Fat Shack would be in serious danger though. 😂😂
