Have you ever pooped in a bag and mailed it?
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No but I have pooped in tupperware, wrapped it, and gave it to my friend as a gift for his bday
It's actually a plastic tube.
I have to crap in a mesh thing then scoop it out with a spoon then mail it.
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Had to teach a guy a lesson in civility.
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If I'm being honest, it wasn't me.
But my uncle (who had some substance abuse issues in his wilder young days) did once wipe his ass on a bill that a deadbeat customer kept refusing to pay and mailed it to him. Which as a 9-year-old I thought was the height of badassery.
This thread made me remember that story 🤣
For legal reasons, Ol' Doodle's answer is "no".
Bag? No.
Bucket? Yes.
Terrible experience. Next time I'm just going to let the dr go to town on me. no homo
Bucket? Yes.
Terrible experience. Next time I'm just going to let the dr go to town on me. no homo
1. I didn’t know they tested for Covid that way.
2. No, but I’ve often considered taking my dogs poo bags and twirling them and slinging them at some like David against Goliath.
2. No, but I’ve often considered taking my dogs poo bags and twirling them and slinging them at some like David against Goliath.
When I left the Doctor's office, I saw my Mom (no pics) in the waiting room.
She was scheduling a colonoscopy.
Random. 😆 🤣 😂
She was scheduling a colonoscopy.
Random. 😆 🤣 😂
I pooped in a crock pot to host some Husker fans once
I've only pooped in a bag and emailed it.
ya. that was the end of longrod_ von_hugendong@aol.com
I knew a guy that used to lay under a glass table and have his girlfriend poop on it. I don't think they mailed it so this probably isn't relevant to Op's story.
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I wonder if Sinatra would be rolling in his grave if he knew one of his songs was being used for a colon cancer screening commercial.
No. Couple poop stories though...... First.... One day I walked out to my truck and there was a turd in the driveway by the front fender of the truck. Figured dog but it had a little corn in it which I thought a bit peculiar. Next day I come out and the damn neighbor kid was squatted down crapping in my driveway. He was pretty scared and jumped up and ran off with his pants down and a turd literally halfway out getting smashed between his butt cheeks as he scurried away. Good Karma and no more crapping in the driveway afterwards.
Second......... Some chick that was high on meth stole a motorcycle, ran from the cops, ditched it in my neighborhood, then hid in the back of a neighbor's truck bed. Neighbor found her there, called the cops, and waited for them to arrive. When they ordered her up, She popped up completely naked and had taken a big shit in the back of the truck bed. Neighbor had to clean it up. He looked pretty traumatized about it. I didn't get to see her naked.
Second......... Some chick that was high on meth stole a motorcycle, ran from the cops, ditched it in my neighborhood, then hid in the back of a neighbor's truck bed. Neighbor found her there, called the cops, and waited for them to arrive. When they ordered her up, She popped up completely naked and had taken a big shit in the back of the truck bed. Neighbor had to clean it up. He looked pretty traumatized about it. I didn't get to see her naked.
Whoa! I can’t believe you got it already! Just mailed it yesterday.
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