Lotta kids in my class having sex in HS, I think only one or two did in middle school.
Did your parents ever talk to you about sex? Have you had the talk with your kids?
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Very few people from my small hometown did anything. But I don’t think a lot of them were getting knocked up in teens and early 20s
I have a trashy cousin from western Iowa that has great grand kids at 50. Only morons breed that young three straight generations. Just prisoners to life and all its obligations non stop.
I have a trashy cousin from western Iowa that has great grand kids at 50. Only morons breed that young three straight generations. Just prisoners to life and all its obligations non stop.
Yes. Think I was 12 or maybe 13 when I got the talk. Plan on doing the same with my son. Even though he will know everything by that point. It’s not so much how things work anymore and more so respect girls/women and don’t be a douche. Also not a lecture on don’t but more so be smart and respectful.
(I have no clue what to tell the daughter lol)
(I have no clue what to tell the daughter lol)
I never had the talk with my parents. My mother found a French tickler from a gas station vending machine in my dresser and it was replaced with a pack of Trojans 2 days later. I don't anything else needed to be said. I always assumed it was my father until my mother spilled the beans when she was hammered one Christmas.
That's right - not handing out this winning genetic lottery ticket to just anyone!!
To add on to your number 1. Don’t ever share any pictures of any kid under 18 by text or social media regardless of how innocent you think it is. My wife works in a middle school and a few kids passed a picture around on snap chat of a kid pooping at school. They had to file as sexual predators for distribution of kiddie porn or something crazy like that.
Haha…. No kidding. For the daughter I just think I will tell her not to do it until she’s married boys are gross and stink anyway. I think that will work.
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Man, that's insane!
I know at a Girl Scouts meeting when the kid was in middle school she found out that some other middle school girl had sent photos of herself to a boy, who promptly sent them to all his friends, who sent them to their friends, and so on. In middle school! I think the rumor/suspicion was that something like that could happen to the original boy who distributed her underage photos, if not any of the others. Not sure how it eventually turned out, but that prompted us to reiterate to the kid how these things aren't just us making stuff up, but something that really does happen.
You never know, he could be banging one of his teachers.
There are a couple I would like to bang. Serious high fives if that were the case.
My sister is 5 years older than I am and got pregnant at like 19 so it made for a really easy conversation around our house.
Basically it was, "be smart, wear a condom"
Jokes on them though, once I learned I could blow my load on titties there was no looking back.
#throwinropes
Basically it was, "be smart, wear a condom"
Jokes on them though, once I learned I could blow my load on titties there was no looking back.
#throwinropes
"Make smart decisions" will take you mich further than "it feels good but it's bad"
If you found condom boxes(plural), I'm pretty sure it's no longer needed. Just encourage that usage.
I met a girl from LeMars at Okoboji one summer. Might have been one of their mothers, or even possibly grandmothers.
The talk I had with all three of my boys:
"Don't stick your dick in a vagina that you don't want to live with for the rest of your life."
"Don't stick your dick in a vagina that you don't want to live with for the rest of your life."
Had the talk w my oldest when he was in middle school. He even asked a few questions I was able to answer. It was a proud dad moment in my fatherhood career.
Cut to when the boy is 16 years old. I'm doing laundry & find a condom in his pants pocket. I put it on the kitchen table & waited. He comes down from his room an hour or so later, & with no hesitation says "you can keep that one dad. It's a little snug on me if you know what I mean." No worries, no stammering, no denials. Unbelievable swagger for someone who was working at Dairy Queen at the time.
Cut to when the boy is 16 years old. I'm doing laundry & find a condom in his pants pocket. I put it on the kitchen table & waited. He comes down from his room an hour or so later, & with no hesitation says "you can keep that one dad. It's a little snug on me if you know what I mean." No worries, no stammering, no denials. Unbelievable swagger for someone who was working at Dairy Queen at the time.
Trad be like: “think of sex like forming a union. All the sudden you find yourself doing all the work and more and more people wanting all the benefits.”
I used the analogy of a hand-shake. I told my son that men shake hands to signify agreement pertaining to an item of importance (be it friendship, a task, or even a big business deal). We grasp hands firmly and move them up & down briefly.
I said son, “if we shake hands to signify the closure of a $1M deal, or when you meet with your Principal, or after soccer practice w/coach….then imagine what the importance level is if you are gonna stick your wonk-wonk in a girl’s boink-boink!”
I did this and told my kids at age ten the whole birds and the bees and had some literature to help. Yes, I preach abstinence with my kids and explain what God’s design is for sex.
I said son, “if we shake hands to signify the closure of a $1M deal, or when you meet with your Principal, or after soccer practice w/coach….then imagine what the importance level is if you are gonna stick your wonk-wonk in a girl’s boink-boink!”
I did this and told my kids at age ten the whole birds and the bees and had some literature to help. Yes, I preach abstinence with my kids and explain what God’s design is for sex.
I have to laugh about it being younger today than back in the "day"
No my parents never did. Nor did they talk about much of anything else either.
No my parents never did. Nor did they talk about much of anything else either.
SM's maybe didn't have that many knocked up as RU at graduation, but they sure as fook knew what they were doing in the sack. I was a Marcus kid. 😎
May I ask what year you graduated?
I've got a friend, who used to be a really good friend, who graduated from Marcus. Probably 02ish.
Oh man. I know that town. Best blowjob I’ve ever or likely will ever have was in the mouth of a SM gal. Second biggest alcoholic I ever met was from there too.
My dad was working under the hood of the car and I honked the horn and he hit his head. He walked up to the door and told me I "shoulda been a blowjob". That was about as close as we ever came to the "sex talk".
Yes. I came home from the pediatricians one day and told my dad that he said we should have a talk
My father replied, “Wear a rubber. Watch out for diseases. Anything else”?
My father replied, “Wear a rubber. Watch out for diseases. Anything else”?
That is horrible advice... WTF. Most of the best seck I ever had was with girls I would never marry. You ruined their lives!!
Mine never did. This is why it is important to have sex education in school. And, not the MILF Teacher / Student variety. How old is he? He may just be rubbing one out in them to avoid the mess. Your plumber might get to to show you the results if he creates a clog in the pipe.
(shoulder shrug) I found that being nuanced doesn't work as well as being as honest and straightforward as I can.
My dad had a frank conversation with me at about 11-12 years of age. I learned nothing new but I did appreciate his willingness to answer any questions I had. I knew there was no chance I would willingly impregnate a girl at a young age, my greatest fear was being stuck in my hometown as a teen dad with very limited long term prospects. It served me well.
I shared earlier how thr actually sex talk went for me and my household but I'll never forget one year at duck camp, the old guys were well served after a day of chasing canvasbacks, my best friend and I were looking at old 70s era hustler magazines and my buddies dad goes "remember if sex is a pain in the ass, you are doing it wrong".
I thought he meant it as being difficult, later I got the joke.
I thought he meant it as being difficult, later I got the joke.
Hey nothing wrong with that, just found it interesting how strong your opinion is on the matter is all.
Yeah, it's a pretty strong opinion - I get that. Having seen it with family, I feel that there's nothing that can derail a kid's future plans faster/easier than getting knocked up, or knocking someone up.
