Have you purchased a MAGA trinket
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hawkeyetraveler
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In fairness everyone that voted for the man bought some of his bullshit (why hasn’t he ended the Ukraine war already???).
Hopefully most of you didn’t give him actual money…he has enough of that already.
Does it matter how many people purchased his crap. He's the "I wanna start a trade war with China" guy who sells a bunch of shit made in China.
And for the record a lot of his supporters DO buy his crap.
And for the record a lot of his supporters DO buy his crap.
It's not like we don't see this shit plastered all over homes and cars every time we go anywhere so there are definitely a lot of people buying this crap.
If he doesn't end the war in Ukraine by 11:59 PM on Jan 20 he's already broken a campaign promise.
He already took care of the hostage situation in Israel. Ukraine is coming to an end soon too.
One year I dressed as his tennis photo for halloween. Put on a big ass white polo, pushed a pillow under it, got the shortest shorts I could find that showed off my balls, and put on a MAGA hat and did orangeface.
So technically I have bought a maga hat from a chinese reseller.
So technically I have bought a maga hat from a chinese reseller.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
One year I dressed as his tennis photo for halloween. Put on a big ass white polo, pushed a pillow under it, got the shortest shorts I could find that showed off my balls, and put on a MAGA hat and did orangeface.
So technically I have bought a maga hat from a chinese reseller.
So in theory, you have supported him more than I have. Yet I’ve been called a MAGA numerous times on here.One year I dressed as his tennis photo for halloween. Put on a big ass white polo, pushed a pillow under it, got the shortest shorts I could find that showed off my balls, and put on a MAGA hat and did orangeface.
So technically I have bought a maga hat from a chinese reseller.
One year I dressed as his tennis photo for halloween. Put on a big ass white polo, pushed a pillow under it, got the shortest shorts I could find that showed off my balls, and put on a MAGA hat and did orangeface.
So technically I have bought a maga hat from a chinese reseller.
Were you wearing tidy-whities with the shit stains or did you go with the diaper?
Voting for MAGA is more MAGA than buying a hat hat from a shady chinese website for $5.99 so I could mock him.
Buying a stupid hat is one thing, voting for him is far worse.
In fairness it does matter. Because I’ve seen multiple times people posting his trinkets and asking someone what MAGA trinket they plan to buy next. That’s why I’m asking if anyone here has bought anything.
I asked the question wondering if anyone has bought any of his trinkets. I didn’t ask if anyone buys the bs that he says.
For the record, that’s what I’m trying to find out. Has anyone here actually purchased any of his junk.
I didn’t ask if BioHawk sees shit plastered all over homes and cars. I asked if anyone has purchased any Trump items.
You see all sorts of shit plastered everywhere. I see/saw lots of Biden, and Harris crap. I see BLM crap and rainbow crap.
Everyone be sure to vote in OP's poll lest he get mega butthurt.
What about someone that votes Republican but isn’t a huge fan of Trump. Is that more maga than buy maga merch?Voting for MAGA is more MAGA than buying a hat hat from a shady chinese website for $5.99 so I could mock him.
Since most of the trump voters on here haven't responded, I'm guessing they do own shit but don't want to admit to it. You probably have something as well, you're just trying to cover it up with this thread.
So according to this dumbass if you think Trump Trinkets are dumb, you must have voted for Harris. OP clearly wants to be a space cowboy. ROTLF
PSA: Read my sig block, dumbass, I'm a Libertarian.
PSA: Read my sig block, dumbass, I'm a Libertarian.
He’s a poor. Has great health insurance but doesn’t get paid shit. Probably can’t afford $400 sneakers…
Yes, and don't sell yourself short, you're a huge trump fan. You're trying to stay in the closet but we can all see it.
Oh and since I get my own thread, might as well add the context:
Trump is like a TELEVangelist!
Pleasefill my offering plate buy these shitty, made in China, trinkets.
Could you imagine Obama or Bush selling digital trading cards displaying their childish fantasies to be a space cowboy or some shit like that? MAGAs are following a toddler.
Trump is like a TELEVangelist!
Please
Could you imagine Obama or Bush selling digital trading cards displaying their childish fantasies to be a space cowboy or some shit like that? MAGAs are following a toddler.
Omg dude, you're basically a Trump voter!One year I dressed as his tennis photo for halloween. Put on a big ass white polo, pushed a pillow under it, got the shortest shorts I could find that showed off my balls, and put on a MAGA hat and did orangeface.
So technically I have bought a maga hat from a chinese reseller.
Most of us are too scared to vote.
Voting for him is as equally pathetic. Nice gaslighting attempt. You voted for this disgusting disgrace and you own it
What kind of idiot son are you raising that thinks a)all of his teachers would be offended by MAGA gear, and b)it is funny as hell to "troll" teachers by wearing MAGA gear?
JFC - be a better parent.
Yep, I feel the need to lie on a message board where no one knows me because I’m a closet MAGA trinket supporter.
Is it really this hard for so many of you to follow directions. This comment has nothing to do with the poll question.
Guess what libtard, I did vote for Trump because I didnt want the country run by an idiot like you.
LOL. Or you know, the third poll option where it says I voted for him but I would never buy his stuffSo according to this dumbass if you think Trump Trinkets are dumb, you must have voted for Harris. OP clearly wants to be a space cowboy. ROTLF
PSA: Read my sig block, dumbass, I'm a Libertarian.
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I didn't vote for Trump or Harris, so what box do I check?LOL. Or you know, the third poll option where it says I voted for him but I would never buy his stuff
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Option 6: No, I didn’t vote for Trump or Harris and haven’t purchased any items. ✔️
What exactly did I do that hurt your feelings so much? Or was it an accumulation of things? Do you cry about it to your wife to or just on here?
I added it for you.I didn't vote for Trump or Harris, so what box do I check?
Option 6: No, I didn’t vote for Trump or Harris and haven’t purchased any items. ✔️
Personally, I love seeing MAGA spending their welfare checks buying stuff like that.
But that might drop the price of meth with less $$$ available.
But that might drop the price of meth with less $$$ available.
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I downloaded a massive brown load this morning.
I feel like that should count.
I feel like that should count.
Before I address anything here, it's too*. "Do you cry about it to your wife too or just on here?"
Also noticed you said "stake knife" in the castration thread earlier, and decided to let it go, but since you engaged me here along with another error, I figured I'd mention it. I never get tired of helping you out.
With all that said, you've never hurt my feelings. I know I've hurt yours, it's quite obvious to everyone on here. But I'm not quite sure what I did to you. Perhaps you take my constructive criticism the wrong way. That's gotta be it. But anyways, once again, great poll. You knock these outta the park and I can't wait for your next one! Happy Friday, sport!
You asked if anyone here bought stuff with the implication that it was completely ridiculous to assume that anyone here was buying this stuff. Given the amount of this crap we see on a daily basis the ridiculous assumption is to assume that someone doesn't have any of this stuff. As for your whataboutisms, nobody is asserting that people aren't buying Biden or Harris or BLM or rainbow crap.
I'd bet money OP is wearing his Trump/Vance butt plug as he types.
NEWS FLASH, HE DOES HE NOT GIVE A FLYING FVCK WHAT YOU THINK!
