Heard Trump Bible

[sadiehawkins]

Is delivered upside down. If not it's a fake.

 

[alaskanseminole]

So I googled "Trump with Bible Upside Down" to troll someone on another site and came across this:

Did Trump Hold the Bible Upside Down?

All eyes were on the president as he appeared for a photo-op amid widespread anti-police-brutality protests in June 2020.

www.snopes.com

 

[QChawks]

 

[tarheelbybirth]

He had someone write that on the title page so he could say that. And that's as far into that book as he's ever read.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Tell me Trump doesn't understand the Song of Solomon without actually telling me.

 

[jneffer]

Trump's "Two Corinthians" is a classic

 

[THE_DEVIL]

 

[ping72]

He had someone write that on the title page so he could say that. And that's as far into that book as he's ever read.

 

[sabula]

Nobody will ever notice... 😂

 

[McLovin32]

The United States was much safer when Meteorologist Trump was forecasting hurricane paths.

 

[jneffer]

another classic

it's a shame he's such a reprehensible person...because he is absolutely hilarious sometimes (unintentionally, but still)

 

[Randon]

Trump hawking his bibles today said that it's his favorite book to read. Fooled me - I thought his favs were porn books and porn videos.

 

[95Hawk]

Trump hawking his bibles today said that it's his favorite book to read. Fooled me - I thought his favs were porn books and porn videos.

Trump doesn’t read. At all. The dude is dyslexic and reads at a 6th grade level.

National security briefings would be best served to him in cartoon form with some sound effects like “boom” and “kapow”.

 

[lonestar50]

 

[EasyHawk]

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

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That’s a shame they didn’t receive their book nor their money back. Just a dang sham….er shame

 

[OrlandNole]

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Here's a little more background on the Bible. Apparently it comes bundled with even more documents that Trump has never read, including the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

https://www.tennessean.com/story/ne...eenwoods-god-bless-the-usa-bible/73108453007/

 

[Aardvark86]

From aardvark jr last night:

Bad news y'all. The Trump Bible doesn't have the deteurocanonicals 😔


Separately, I can’t seem to read these stories about the trump bible, and not have images of “big Dan” — a man of large appetites — pop into my mind.

 

[Flie]

Trump "God Bless the USA" Bibles. I guess we all should have seen this coming.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

I've heard that trump has "mein kampf" on audio books.

 

[sabula]

I've heard that trump has "mein kampf" on audio books.

Anything would need to be audiobook. As we all know... everybody is talking about it... how he reads nothing. Given his diminished attention span, even an audio book is suspect.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

 

[sabula]

He's probably scouting For targets.

 

[sadiehawkins]

Donny using it just as a visual aid. When ya can t speak ya go to pictures.