This makes no sense. I can only assume you meant his niece. 🤔
Ever have raccoons in your attic?
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I thought same thing. Food was decent.
It’s good for the novelty but a regular appearance, nah.
I remember some food thread on reddit where some guy was complaining bc they don't let you reserve the big window for parties, and he'll never go back because he wants to watch the raccoons and its not worth going if he can't.
I've seen some pretty brutal coon/coonhound fights in my day.
Experienced hunters will tell you coonhounds can get 'coon fright'. Dogs turn into vegetables basically.
Coons are brutal when cornered. Tough as hell.
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DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE ****ING PRONOUNS!!! THEY AND THEM MEANS MORE THAN ONE!!!
We had one for a while. A tree got cut down that unknowingly had a raccoon family in it. Mama died and we kept a baby that survived. I used to like to take it with me in the car. It liked to sit at the top of the backrest of the seat. It also like to sit on top of your head if possible. Pretty cool little animal. When it got big enough, my Dad released it in the woods. I'm sure it probably died. He didn't have many woods skills. I did throw a minnow in his water bowl sometimes. He liked minnow fishing.
That thread was a good test in discipline to not reply with anything but popular/unpopular opinion. A lot of those I was like "i have no idea what that means"
I have to deal with raccoons every year in the barn. I just trap them and relocate them far away. I once caught a skunk in a trap which was a fun experience. I know, CSB.
The humane trappers I know drive the animals down to the river and release.
I usually take them to some natural area at least 10 miles away. I’m sure they just end up at the nearest farm where they are shot and killed, but at least I tried to do it humanely.
They need to drop them on the other side of the river, far downstream from the bridge.
They might do that.
My favorite is when I see coons climb out of storm sewers. Not sure how they do that.
But then you can't use them for chili. The babies will be really tender.
Raccoon update: They came back and ****ed with the cardboard patch. The weird raccoon guy thinks its either a super aggro male, or a very desperate female. Doesn't think they're in the attic yet bc the hole is still pretty small. Patched it up again with cardboard, put more repellent down, and set traps along their path to the roof.
Raccoon guy said that when they find a spot, and they come back and it's patched up with repellent they typically don't come back. They see someone has been there and move on. So he put cardboard over the hole to see if they'd come back and work on it. If they came back, he'd put traps down.
Raccoon came back, so he put traps down.
Raccoon guy said "if it's patched up with repellent and they still try to get in, it means we either have 1 (maybe 2) really aggressive males, or we have 1 really desperate pregnant female." Says most of the time they see its been worked on and leave.
I think it was also his method of trying the easiest thing first. Basically patch it up, if it is untouched for 2 days, go ahead and have a roofer fix it proper and raccoon guy doesn't have to come back anymore. If it's ****ed with, then he'd get more serious about it. Since they weren't in the attic yet, he was more in preventative thinking than removal.
I want you to get that goddamn raccoon, post a pic of it here so we know you're not a liar, and then leave it alone so it can live unbothered in your attic.
I'm not asking for much
Now you suck less. Still need pic of perp though.Photos courtesy of raccoon guy
That will be on my onlyfans.
