Hooters under fire over new 'crotch string' uniform shorts: 'This s–t is rated porn'

[beanerhawk]

This summer wife and I went to Lake Geneva for a few days, 99 percent of the people were seeming from Chicago and every girl there over 13 and under 25 wore shorts pretty just just like those. Asses hanging out all over the place, and not a shirt that covered a stomach. We were there about 30 minutes walking around town and I asked my wife why every girl was half naked. She just laughed. Crazy these days.

 

[Joes Place]

We were there about 30 minutes walking around town and I asked my wife why every girl was half naked.

Look: If God meant for us to run around naked, we'd have been born that way...

 

[seminole97]

Look: If God meant for us to run around naked, we'd have been born that way...

I remember one of my Asian history professors remarking Vietnam was a place you could live year round without clothes.

Good luck in Iowa!

 

[Tenacious E]

I remember one of my Asian history professors remarking Vietnam was a place you could live year round without clothes.

Good luck in Iowa!

To that I say no thank you.

 

[NoleATL]

I think we need a poll. Does this make you more likely or less likely to go to Hooters?

Same... and, very unlikely. Their food mostly sucks except the chili dogs. Wings are miserably bad.

 

[torbee]

Twin Peaks Lingerie Week is a great time to eat there. Food is nothing great, but the scenery is great. Also, Halloween outfits since we are at that time of the year.

I have reached the age where I feel like a creeper going there. I don't like it.

 

[NoleATL]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I think those two fat chicks in overalls half on Klepper's Trump rally video should start a place: "The Lard Yard"

 

[JWolf74]

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Protip-this is much better without the sound

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

That is some terrible lip syncing.

Didn’t notice lip syncing from her boobs.

 

[WisestIowan]

I was in Boise, Idaho last week for work. They have a “Twin Peaks” there. The entire female staff was dressed like that.

1,3,2 M24L

Also, I finance some of the Twin Peaks. Go during lingerie week (Valentines Day week).

Also #2, I like the wings at Hooters. Three Mile Island is the best wing sauce on the planet.

 

[seminole97]

Didn’t notice lip syncing from her boobs.

I tried, but I couldn’t see her lips even with the new shorts.

 

[pink shizzle]

I've been to Hooters 3-4 times and I don't think I've ever had a waitress above an A cup. Sad day. Anyway, I like the shorts though.