I gots to have my preferred pronouns and adjectives in there...
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Tall/Dark/Handsome/He/HIm
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Tall/Dark/Handsome/He/HIm
How do you ‘sign off’ work emails?
- Thread starter TennNole17
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Usually "Thank you."
If I'm writing an email to a someone outside the company, like an EEOC investigator, I'll sign off with "Sincerely."
If I'm writing an email to a someone outside the company, like an EEOC investigator, I'll sign off with "Sincerely."
Not how I sign off, but when I introduce myself it's: name, adverbs, M2
Now I'm curious what adverbs you go with?!
"General Tso, nakedly, submissively, M2"
Usually a little verse from the Bible.
Ezekiel 23:18-21: When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Moral
Ezekiel 23:18-21: When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Moral
My text is usually pretty standard. It’s what I say as I hit “send”, that would get me in trouble. A large percentage of the time it’s, “You stupid motherf*****”. And, that’s for internal emails. To customers it’s slightly less profane.
I agree with some of the above posters in that it’s very much situational.
Are we talking about my legitimate work? Because that’s totally different than my phishing gig on the side. I would consider both “work.”
Are we talking about my legitimate work? Because that’s totally different than my phishing gig on the side. I would consider both “work.”
Maybe! But at least they can't say it was because I was being rude!
