To be fair, the field was nothing remotely like it is now. Now, Tiger is a big reason for that change, but "back then" everyone Tiger played against folded like a cheap suit when they were in his group on Sunday. Now, these guys are shot tracker trained, knowing exact spin rates per club, per ball and have "life coaches". The game has evolved so much that damn near everyone hits the ball as well or even better than Tiger ever did and they aren't scared of anything. It is now a matter of who has the hottest putter.
As far as "stacked blonde" goes did you see the women Tiger was cheating on his wife with? On a scale of 1-10 some of them were in the negative range. Compared to his wife, if you added them together I don't think you could get to her number. But, I would agree that made him much more gangster overall than Scottie. But, the fact that Scottie has always been the epitome of a "golfer" with a nearly impeccable image, made it nearly beyond belief that everything happened this morning...