How quickly can you get a boner?

[BABiscuit]

Say you needed to get that penis in a hole ASAP. How fast you going to be able to do it?

 

[linkshero]

Done

 

[Wahawk56]

When it's time, it shines.

 

[naturalmwa]

Really, no pics? This is the best anti-gun control thread ever and its all about gun control.

 

[IMCC965]

Didn't see that coming. Talk to you later.

 

[naturalmwa]

Didn't see that coming. Talk to you later.

Always got to take things to the extreme.

 

[HawkFantastic]

Without preface this thread is crap.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

 

[yescyam]

'Bout this fast......

 

[moral_victory]

Who needs to get an erection when you have one 24/7.

 

[DrVenkman]

 

[Lone Clone]

Say you needed to get that penis in a hole ASAP. How fast you going to be able to do it?

Get what?

 

[MitchL]

Get what?

You seldom disappoint! Well played LC.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

Say you needed to get that penis in a hole ASAP. How fast you going to be able to do it?

honestly is this what you think about all day? you must be a rather shallow, pathetic person...or maybe just an idiot.

 

[bagdropper]

Little Elvis is always combat ready.

 

[BABiscuit]

honestly is this what you think about all day? you must be a rather shallow, pathetic person...or maybe just an idiot.

I am sorry you are not able to achieve a boner.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

I am sorry you are not able to achieve a boner.

I would say the only "boners" you ever achieve are when you get out of bed and inflict yourself on others...some of the stuff you post is flat out stupid...seriously dude.

 

[naturalmwa]

I would say the only "boners" you ever achieve are when you get out of bed and inflict yourself on others...some of the stuff you post is flat out stupid...seriously dude.

Have you had your coffee yet? Are you really trying to be serious in a boner thread?

 

[Huey Grey]

Really, no pics? This is the best anti-gun control thread ever and its all about gun control.

How about you give me a pic and I'll give you one of my mouth?

 

[MitchL]

I would say the only "boners" you ever achieve are when you get out of bed and inflict yourself on others...some of the stuff you post is flat out stupid...seriously dude.

You just described over half of the topics on this forum. Unusual, controversial subjects are a great way to generate discussion. But mostly, it's just harmless fun and we need that in todays' world.

If crap like this bothers you... you can always find another hobby. Me... I look forward to seeing what kind of shit folks can dream up!

 

[naturalmwa]

How about you give me a pic and I'll give you one of my mouth?

 

[Huey Grey]

Glad I can brighten your morning. Lol

 

[BABiscuit]

I would say the only "boners" you ever achieve are when you get out of bed and inflict yourself on others...some of the stuff you post is flat out stupid...seriously dude.

I don't think you get how HROT works.

 

[Rustys Dad]

Say you needed to get that penis in a hole ASAP. How fast you going to be able to do it?

Your mom clocked me at 7 seconds ...

 

[Fan In Black]

Full on? 4.35 seconds.

 

[bagdropper]

Full on? 4.35 seconds.

But what is your cone time, bench press and vertical?

 

[Vroom_C14]

Say you needed to get that penis in a hole ASAP. How fast you going to be able to do it?

Finished

 

[who r u]

I would say the only "boners" you ever achieve are when you get out of bed and inflict yourself on others...some of the stuff you post is flat out stupid...seriously dude.

 

[dgordo]

honestly is this what you think about all day? you must be a rather shallow, pathetic person...or maybe just an idiot.

 

[ICWestfan]

 

[SailorJerryHawk]

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Now that he resigned I probably could get him on the phone quicker.

 

[sultanofsuede]

never timed it, but it seems everything works almost exactly like when i was 18 (i'm in my 40's). i've been told that will change...so, that sucks.....

 

[naturalmwa]

never timed it, but it seems everything works almost exactly like when i was 18 (i'm in my 40's). i've been told that will change...so, that sucks.....

Oatmeal, seriously. Replace all other grains/starches with oatmeal.

 

[HawktimusPrime]

I would say the only "boners" you ever achieve are when you get out of bed and inflict yourself on others...some of the stuff you post is flat out stupid...seriously dude.

I'm not going to tell you to GTFO, but you need to GTFO.

 

[who r u]

Oatmeal, seriously. Replace all other grains/starches with oatmeal.

does this count as oatmeal?

 

[naturalmwa]

does this count as oatmeal?

I don't know, but that's a really good question. There are compounds in Oatmeal that uniquely boot T levels and others that act like viagra. I would guess they don't survive the brewing, but we could test it.

 

[BubsFinn]

Not as quickly as I could in math class in 8th grade. Or in English. Or in Social Studies. Or at any other random, inconvenient time.

 

[WORTHYWISH]

Sorry to get serious, but I would like to hear more about this oatmeal boner connection. Thanks in advance.

 

[longliveCS40]

"I apologize for my raging boner, it's not you, I had oatmeal for breakfast."