Oh no doubt. Respess is a weird looking chick. Highly variable looks.
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HROT Unsolved Mysteries...
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Fun fact: If Ciggy actually took the time to type all the articles he cuts and pastes, it would take 1,724 days, 11 hours and 5 minutes.
These are the same I believe.
From what I recall there was a poster on here who was friends with him that said TAI was going through some serious crap in his life and basically checked out of the bar rut he was in, and stopped posting here when it all went down.
he said he had cancer but turned out he was full of crap. Pretty sure he was in the chicago area. A poster here met him at a bar and the guy was all squirrelly and vanished.
They are a low point in HROT history. No idea why the abuse of that girl was entertaining for so many people
Never said I was a god (although Ghostbusters tells me when asked to say yes) I'm just a giant.
And to think people actually thought you should be a part of the HROT Mt Rushmore. Must have been white guilt that made them make that claim. Next you're going to ask us who Lois Feldman is.
White guilt my ass, if that was the case you would all vote for 100% WaHawk instead of 50% Swag. Face it, you want me on that rock, check that YOU NEED ME on that mountain!
Speaking of Lois, I wonder what her crazy ass is up to?
Oh I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half. Not bad.
Who was the poor bastard who left his photo book open and had the chubby GF in Hawkeye panties?
Long story short without a lot of details that made it more entertaining but I forget. Herky86 meets girl and thinks she is dtf and he posts details on HROT and asks what he should do. HROT of course eggs him on and thread gets very long and funny and weird. He ends up calling her and he records the conversation and share it online. It was very bizzare. She invites him over to play Nintendo with her parents or some shit. He realizes she is kinda strange so he starts clowning. At one point he told her he drove off a cliff after being chased by dinasaurs. I'm not sure but I think she may have been mentally disabled? I dunno. Her number was posted and people from all over the Rivals network were calling her. That's when it got creepy as mentioned by SP. I'm not proud but I laughed my ass off through most of it.
TAI's wife died of cancer. Then a gf died in her sleep, I believe. Then he and another gf were going to move to one of the Carolinas but then they broke up.
Chicago_Hawk (Chicago-Hawk?) claimed to have cancer, got free IA football tickets, etc, and it turned out it was a big scam.
Lincoln had the redheaded wife (nurse practitioner?) and they did get divorced, but it was okay and he and his gf went out with her and her bf. He bragged about calling his wife and daughter his bitches, had a giant SUV to haul all their stuff around, berated drive thru workers, etc.
Lincoln is a legendary loser with the ultimate short man complex, there's no debate there. But I'm pretty sure TAI got busted in a bundle of lies. ChicagoHawk doesn't ring a bell. I thought TAI was the one that did that ticket scam.
TAI did pretend to actually be three people (first initials T, A, and I) but that wasn't the case...that was just part of his downfall after his wife died. He didn't do a ticket scam.
TAI were his initials. I remember that his wife had passed away. I looked the guy up. Then it comes out later the whole thing was a hoax? Weird.
GREATEST. THREAD. EVER. - "Guess what your husbands are doing???"
ColoradoHawkI
Do your wives know what you're doing? Looking at TITS all day long on this board? Talking SHIT about women. Bunch of a--HOLES!! Hey Andy, guess who??? It's your WIFE! ColoradoHawkI?????? How many secret email addresses do you have under THAT siggy????? you BELONG here with all these people. I hope you can use your hand and all these tits to get off with, because it sure isn't going to be with ME anymore. Hey "friends" of my dumbass husband? Here's a list of shit he's looked up on the internet, he CLAIMS he saw it ALL on "the Iowa Board"
virtual bartender-lesbian sluts
anna nicole smith naked
Holio U-bunch of internet sex games
Leelee Sobieski-some whore
Alicia Mayer-another whore
the list goes ON and ON!
ooo you're all thinking Andy must be quite the sex freak. Well, he gets in the mood about once a MONTH. Must be he's too tired from looking at all these WHORES, can't get it up at home for his honest Christian wife!
StinkyMcFadden
PeterGriffin
I'm so glad I'm not married, but this is AWESOME!!!!!
Iza
Dear Jesus,
Please let Mr. Hawk store this in his databank before the admins delete it.
Love,
Iza
Hawkyz
I'm dying here.
PeterGriffin
Is it me, or does the honest Christian wife have quite the potty-mouth?
HawkMFT
Holy crap. Someone's in trouble.
Hey honey, tell me those sites again...my current porn's getting boring.
I can't BELIEVE he's not interested in you. You sound classy. What are you doing Saturday night?
Hawk_Kegmasters
Wow!
nolesfan911
Iza
Thank you again, Jesus, for this post.
"Note to self - log out and erase history." - Coloradohawk, who belongs here with all of us.
HRiscool
"Iron my shirt bitch"
The guy holding that sign needs to run against Shrillary Clinton in 08.
I'd vote for him.
IaHawks03
Pic?
Hawk_Kegmasters
Please don't delete, mods. Just revise the original post if you need to!
nolesfan911
Please don't delete, mods. Just revise the original post if you need to!
No kidding.
This is the hardest I've laughed over something on HROT in a LONG, LONG time.
StinkyMcFadden
I was headed to bed, but...
Match34
I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that.. was... awesome. But sorry about your marriage, man. That... That sucks.
HawkMFT
I can't say I've EVER used this expression before, but honestly...
ROTFLMFAO
Peter Thorton #1
good luck andy......wow
IaHawks03
I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that.. was... awesome. But sorry about your marriage, man. That... That sucks.
Tommy is that you?
ColoradoHawkI
the honest Christian wife is PO'd!
Hawkyz
This is the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on here. Ever.
CloudHawk
Ah, the Virtual Bartender.......
Cloudhawk= Classic
StinkyMcFadden
the honest Christian wife is PO'd!
It's hard to make the right move in this situation, but I'd play it safe and ask her for oral.
kwik44
tight....i dunno tho...i'm not buyin it quite yet...whats wrong with virtual bartender sluts btw....lol
hawkeyes1000
This is great, I can't stop laughing
Iza
Fellas, this is nearly orgasmic.
Tom, Dave, C9, Kevin...if you care at all about us, about our joy, our wisdom, about retribution, shame, reconciliation, or even just vengeance, you WILL NOT delete this. I don't know if it's wrong to pray about these sort of things, but I might.
nolesfan911
It's hard to make the right move in this situation, but I'd play it safe and ask her for oral.
I don't know that I'd trust anything that valuable around her teeth anytime in the next month or so...
Hawk_Kegmasters
How pissed do you think she is that we are all laughing about this?
HawkMFT
Too bad no one will have had the privilege to see this by morning- it will be long gone. Maybe the mods can save it somehow...it should be a warning to all of us that the internet is a bad, bad thing.
Match34
Also, if that list is the worst of your search history, I think you qualify as a friggin monk as far as male internet users go...
ColoradoHawkI
Do your wives know what you're doing? Looking at TITS all day long on this board? Talking SHIT about women. Bunch of a--HOLES!! Hey Andy, guess who??? It's your WIFE! ColoradoHawkI?????? How many secret email addresses do you have under THAT siggy????? you BELONG here with all these people. I hope you can use your hand and all these tits to get off with, because it sure isn't going to be with ME anymore. Hey "friends" of my dumbass husband? Here's a list of shit he's looked up on the internet, he CLAIMS he saw it ALL on "the Iowa Board"
virtual bartender-lesbian sluts
anna nicole smith naked
Holio U-bunch of internet sex games
Leelee Sobieski-some whore
Alicia Mayer-another whore
the list goes ON and ON!
ooo you're all thinking Andy must be quite the sex freak. Well, he gets in the mood about once a MONTH. Must be he's too tired from looking at all these WHORES, can't get it up at home for his honest Christian wife!
StinkyMcFadden
PeterGriffin
I'm so glad I'm not married, but this is AWESOME!!!!!
Iza
Dear Jesus,
Please let Mr. Hawk store this in his databank before the admins delete it.
Love,
Iza
Hawkyz
I'm dying here.
PeterGriffin
Is it me, or does the honest Christian wife have quite the potty-mouth?
HawkMFT
Holy crap. Someone's in trouble.
Hey honey, tell me those sites again...my current porn's getting boring.
I can't BELIEVE he's not interested in you. You sound classy. What are you doing Saturday night?
Hawk_Kegmasters
Wow!
nolesfan911
Iza
Thank you again, Jesus, for this post.
"Note to self - log out and erase history." - Coloradohawk, who belongs here with all of us.
HRiscool
"Iron my shirt bitch"
The guy holding that sign needs to run against Shrillary Clinton in 08.
I'd vote for him.
IaHawks03
Pic?
Hawk_Kegmasters
Please don't delete, mods. Just revise the original post if you need to!
nolesfan911
Please don't delete, mods. Just revise the original post if you need to!
No kidding.
This is the hardest I've laughed over something on HROT in a LONG, LONG time.
StinkyMcFadden
I was headed to bed, but...
Match34
I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that.. was... awesome. But sorry about your marriage, man. That... That sucks.
HawkMFT
I can't say I've EVER used this expression before, but honestly...
ROTFLMFAO
Peter Thorton #1
good luck andy......wow
IaHawks03
I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that.. was... awesome. But sorry about your marriage, man. That... That sucks.
Tommy is that you?
ColoradoHawkI
the honest Christian wife is PO'd!
Hawkyz
This is the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on here. Ever.
CloudHawk
Ah, the Virtual Bartender.......
Cloudhawk= Classic
StinkyMcFadden
the honest Christian wife is PO'd!
It's hard to make the right move in this situation, but I'd play it safe and ask her for oral.
kwik44
tight....i dunno tho...i'm not buyin it quite yet...whats wrong with virtual bartender sluts btw....lol
hawkeyes1000
This is great, I can't stop laughing
Iza
Fellas, this is nearly orgasmic.
Tom, Dave, C9, Kevin...if you care at all about us, about our joy, our wisdom, about retribution, shame, reconciliation, or even just vengeance, you WILL NOT delete this. I don't know if it's wrong to pray about these sort of things, but I might.
nolesfan911
It's hard to make the right move in this situation, but I'd play it safe and ask her for oral.
I don't know that I'd trust anything that valuable around her teeth anytime in the next month or so...
Hawk_Kegmasters
How pissed do you think she is that we are all laughing about this?
HawkMFT
Too bad no one will have had the privilege to see this by morning- it will be long gone. Maybe the mods can save it somehow...it should be a warning to all of us that the internet is a bad, bad thing.
Match34
Also, if that list is the worst of your search history, I think you qualify as a friggin monk as far as male internet users go...
I want to know why any of you on this website had such a problem with photos of models that you had to cry an wine to Kakert about Chiefhawk hosting a worlds hottest women poll with 64 different models and 32 different threads in the 1st round alone of all hot women. I'm looking at you Steven, you know what you did.
Some people would rather peg each other with politics than look at a woman who is paid to take photos in her bikini.
Some people would rather peg each other with politics than look at a woman who is paid to take photos in her bikini.
I still think the Allison thing was not real. playing wii after church on sunday?
Yes Wendy, as I recall it turned out that much of the TAIHawk thing was a fabrication. It was weird for sure. Its going back some years now. I am thinking it was around 10 years ago.
Swag...answer me this........Who put the "bomp" in the "bomp bah bomp bah bomp" and who put the "ram" in the "rama lame ding dong"? And further more...who put the "bop" in the "bop shoo bop shoo bop" and "dip" in the "dip da dip da dip"?
Who!
earn some cred here swag.....answer me that!
Who!
earn some cred here swag.....answer me that!
