Its been since probably Super Bowl Sunday since my last drink.... phuckin a. I think im already buzzing cackles!
I decided to pour some Captain tonight
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Careful...u could end up with your mom. Did I do that right?
I’ve been under the assumption that you’ve always been drinking when I read your posts. I feel like I’ve been lied to for a long time right now.
He'll have to get in line!
This is always how baseballers nights on HROT started.
You ever wonder what standards are like now for pilots if baseballer was flying before COVID?
Rum makes me think of Jack sparrow. Jack sparrow makes me think of Johnie Depp, JD makes me think of that girl who shit in his bed.
You're gonna shit the bed.
You're gonna shit the bed.
Who is this baseballer guy? A drunk pilot? That’s fing awesome. Bring him back!
Dude even posted pictures of fancy beers from random places. Sure is better than anything Trad has ever done.
We need more people like that in our society. Nothing wrong with a little buzz to calm the nerves for a red eye.
I used to be the drunkest Tuesday poster on HROT before we did annual awards
This is the shit that WPOTY is made of.
@Whiskeydeltadeltatango, if say come have a drink but i dont want you pooping on teh kidz!
No can do brother. I'm currently I. The process of moving 10 tons of dirt so I can plant my garden this weekend.
Back when I was a heavy rum drinker my first drink would be a third rum, the second around half, the third about 75% rum, and the last drink was rum with a splash of Royal Crown Cola. After that I had to start texting people that I needed a ride because I finished a bottle of rum and needed a ride.
I don't miss that.
One of the last times I drank ended with me sending this to my boss. Dude hooked it up too.
Been there, but vodka was my choice. Alcohol and NCHAWK5 are a match made in hell. You all think I’m bad now….
Bro, no one ever got in trouble for posting a pic of their hot boss online. Trust me.
Lucky SOB
CSB:
I banged my hot older boss (no pics) frequently in my early 20s. Would recommend trying.
Some people think they're tough, I get it. I used to drink mouthwash for alarming withdrawal symptoms because you can keep mouthwash in your desk at work without getting fired.
Alcohol store please.
Bro, you realize you can get fired for showing up drunk right? Should have just had a few on the drive into work. Mouthwash is a no go for this alcoholic.
Are they state stores where you live? Down here, it’s like walking into the damn police station, almost always a cop inside.
The green Listerine tastes better than like UV Blue. You don't pound the mouthwash. Just enough to stop your heart from pounding.
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