I DO NOT Accept the Premise of "Happy Gilmore"

[FAUlty Gator]

He needed $270,000 to save Grandma's house. After ONE WEEK on the tour he was the biggest sensation in golf. Yet, ZERO sponsorships and still playing with crap equipment.

Oh...and he fought an Alligator in the water and was dry on the next hole.

I also have a theory on "Humanoids of the Deep" but I don't want you guys to think I'm a nut.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

He needed $270,000 to save Grandma's house. After ONE WEEK on the tour he was the biggest sensation in golf. Yet, ZERO sponsorships and still playing with crap equipment.

Oh...and he fought an Alligator in the water and was dry on the next hole. And let's not get into the PGA's policy on hecklers.

I also have a theory on "Humanoids of the Deep" but I don't want you guys to think I'm a nut.

 

[naturalmwa]

That fancy SEC education at work.

 

[ping72]

 

[ottumwan in tx]

do you accept the premise of the water boy?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

That fancy SEC education at work.

New Haven is NOT in the SEC. Oh wait...you meant Southeastern Connecticut. My bad.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

do you accept the premise of the water boy?

I need to check my medulla oblongata.

 

[who r u]

He needed $270,000 to save Grandma's house. After ONE WEEK on the tour he was the biggest sensation in golf. Yet, ZERO sponsorships and still playing with crap equipment.

Oh...and he fought an Alligator in the water and was dry on the next hole.

I also have a theory on "Humanoids of the Deep" but I don't want you guys to think I'm a nut.

 

[ANYCHawk]

He needed $270,000 to save Grandma's house. After ONE WEEK on the tour he was the biggest sensation in golf. Yet, ZERO sponsorships

 

[Hawk and Awe]

What’s interesting is they could have easily just made it a ton more money with the house only covering a fraction of the back taxes.

What a Lazy and unrealistic A+ movie

 

[ConvenientParking]

That fancy SEC education at work.

He's Philly garbage, he's no belle. He's closer to us than he is to them.

 

[ANYCHawk]

What’s interesting is they could have easily just made it a ton more money with the house only covering a fraction of the back taxes.

Oh yeah that would have been a great movie.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I don't believe the joy of the movie was rooted in the logic or reality. I say this as a boy who rented the VHS from Hy-Vee and dubbed it and watched it with my brother 100 times in 1998.

 

[naturalmwa]

He's Philly garbage, he's no belle. He's closer to us than he is to them.

I assumed from his name that he supported the FL Gators.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I assumed from his name that he supported the FL Gators.

It's YellowSnow. He's shared plenty of personal details over the years. The Connecticut thing is bugging me. I can't tell if he grew up in Connecticut and went to school in Philly or vice versa. He's good people either way. He's a teacher/coach and is for sure a good dude for kids to follow.

 

[naturalmwa]

It's YellowSnow. He's shared plenty of personal details over the years. The Connecticut thing is bugging me. I can't tell if he grew up in Connecticut and went to school in Philly or vice versa. He's good people either way. He's a teacher/coach and is for sure a good dude for kids to follow.

He’s still an SEC guy. We can tease SEC guys. Try it. You’ll like it.

 

[ConvenientParking]

He’s still an SEC guy. We can tease SEC guys. Try it. You’ll like it.

He's not, dude. He's SEC located. He's a Big East (RIP) or north ACC guy at heart. I've always wanted to ask him about WaWa.

 

[naturalmwa]

He's not, dude. He's SEC located. He's a Big East (RIP) or north ACC guy at heart.

If you say so. Those Connecticut gators are quite the team.

 

[ConvenientParking]

@FAUlty Gator what's WaWa like?

 

[JWolf74]

I'm happy to have YS back. Dude gave some great recs in Philly. The store he directed me to for a traditional philly sammich was one of the best things I've ever eaten.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I'm happy to have YS back. Dude gave some great recs in Philly. The store he directed me to for a traditional philly sammich was one of the best things I've ever eaten.

Do the locals really put cheez wiz on it? I'm sure the bun and beef are superior, but cheez wiz?

 

[JWolf74]

Do the locals really put cheez wiz on it? I'm sure the bun and beef are superior, but cheez wiz?

I got a provolone with (onions). But yes, the locals love the wiz.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Can anyone from Iowa tell the difference between the Philly accent and the Baltimore accent? And what do we sound like to those folks? The way we separate vowels must torture them.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

@FAUlty Gator what's WaWa like?

Used to be the best. But I guess if you have never been there you'll like it. I say "used to" because they had a deli they would slice meat fresh for sandwiches and have the best chili dogs. But that was before they sold gas too and became what they are now.

They still carry Herr's potato chips (Old Bay are best) and Tastycake products so that's huge and their coffee is excellent.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

He's Philly garbage, he's no belle.

Thank you.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

It's YellowSnow. He's shared plenty of personal details over the years. The Connecticut thing is bugging me. I can't tell if he grew up in Connecticut and went to school in Philly or vice versa. He's good people either way. He's a teacher/coach and is for sure a good dude for kids to follow.

Grew up in Philly. College in New Haven. Florida after graduation. I've actually spent more time in Florida now than anywhere else.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Do the locals really put cheez wiz on it? I'm sure the bun and beef are superior, but cheez wiz?

I go with American.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

What’s interesting is they could have easily just made it a ton more money with the house only covering a fraction of the back taxes.

What a Lazy and unrealistic A+ movie

This made me laugh. Well done.

 

[CJBauer]

Can anyone from Iowa tell the difference between the Philly accent and the Baltimore accent? And what do we sound like to those folks? The way we separate vowels must torture them.

Yes.
Funny.
Yes.

 

[rchawk]

I go with American.

Can you get scrapple down there in Florida?

 

[longliveCS40]

Do the locals really put cheez wiz on it? I'm sure the bun and beef are superior, but cheez wiz?

Wit whiz is the only way to go!

 

[McLovin32]

 

[McLovin32]

Can anyone from Iowa tell the difference between the Philly accent and the Baltimore accent? And what do we sound like to those folks? The way we separate vowels must torture them.

The worst accent on the planet is from Boston.

 

[Fan In Black]

Happy didnt play a hole after fighting the gator.

 

[TJ8869]

I’m not up to speed on all the new-ish handles. Have we determined that FAUlty Gator is YellowSnow?

 

[timinatoria]

You do know it’s a fictional movie and not a documentary, right?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Can you get scrapple down there in Florida?

Publix sells it

 

[ConvenientParking]

The worst accent on the planet is from Boston.

That's my favorite regional accent. We're in fight bar territory. I have a kid brother who just graduated high school and I told him to watch two movies now that he's a man that our parents probably didn't show him. Good Will Hunting and The Departed. He'll soon thank me because I'm his oldest brother and you aren't.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Publix sells it

5 finger discount for Seminole QBs?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I’m not up to speed on all the new-ish handles. Have we determined that FAUlty Gator is YellowSnow?

I have it on good sources.